Retribution Tour 2015

Next Victim: Buffalo Bills, Established 1960

Charges: Windgate, Releasing OJ Simpson on the world, Ruining 4 Super Bowls in the 1990's, Starting Rob Johnson over Doug Flutie, Fred Smerlas, Hiring Rex Ryan

Verdict: GUILTY

Sentence: HEADSHOT (that's what you do to zombies you've already killed once)

SENTENCE EXECUTED

Next Victim: Denver Broncos, Established 1960

Charges: Repeatedly violating the salary cap, Slimegate, Radiogate, Having the whiniest bunch of *****es for a fan base in all of pro sports.

Verdict: GUILTY

Sentence: GLUE FACTORY