Rex Ryan's headset problems due to dead batteries

What a clown shoes organization the Bills have become under Rexs leadership.

Report: Bills to blame for radio issues

Batterygate. Patriots have a mole in the Bills organization to drain batteries pre-game.

Can't wait for the Wells report on this. Based on his lack of understanding of all things science, I'd imagine a portion of it reading something like, "The batteries were taken into a washroom pre-game, where a pin was inserted into them to drain air or energy or something...we find it more probable than not that Tom Brady was responsible."

"It is more probable than not", that Rex is a complete butthole.. it is about the details Rex, good coaches know that and how to delegate responsibility..

Must have purchased the CVS brand ones. Always get Energizer or Duracell.

I am still shocked that the media hasn't figured out a way to blame the Pats for cheating on this.

Situational football, Rex. Never practiced for that so you have your QB running over to the sideline for plays?

Oh man, I thought the thread title said, "Rex Ryans head problems because of dead batteries..."

Rob0729 said:

I am still shocked that the media hasn't figured out a way to blame the Pats for cheating on this.

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The PFT story was posted at 8:55 last night. Give them a little more time.

Koma said:

The PFT story was posted at 8:55 last night. Give them a little more time.

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That was my thought as well. Give 'em some time. They'll get around to it.

Probably say that the Bills equipment manager used to work for New England, or some such made-up crap.

DarrylS said:

"It is more probable than not", that Rex is a complete butthole.. it is about the details Rex, good coaches know that and how to delegate responsibility..

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I know. They should follow the Jets lead and show up with fresh batteries and cases of Charmin. If they had, their asses would be clean now, just like the Jets!

The comments are priceless. Good job Patriots Nation!

Maybe the Bills brought rechargeable batteries with them but forgot one of these:

I bet Mrs. Ryan has plenty of batteries.

"Did you bring everything?"
"Yes."
"Did you remember to bring the toilet paper?"
"Yes."
"Foot cream?"
"Yes."
"Good, we are now totally prepared."

The game was in London, so maybe the Bills decided they had to put the batteries in the other way?

Rex and the equipment guy were too busy playing darts with a couple of Blokes from Birmingham to check batteries.

The good news is that Rex and his partner nearly won the match, but the pair of Blokes are now new Bills fans.

The batteries in Rex's head have been low for years now.

The man is the talking, talking definition of a dim bulb.

And no, I didn't mean walking, talking.

Triumph said:

What a clown shoes organization the Bills have become under Rexs leadership.

Report: Bills to blame for radio issues

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The Bills finally found out a way to tune out Rex

robertweathers said:

I bet Mrs. Ryan has plenty of batteries.

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Hey, she has to have something to play with while Rex is licking her toes.