JETS will beat PATS by at least 7

Karma balancing thread ... free to add your own.

Ok, there's been so much PATS ice cream out there, gotta balance the
Karma equation.

all the picks are overwhelmingly for PATS, even against the spread
vegas is spotting JETS about 8
Almost think they are doing it to bring PATS bad Karma.
So.....

Jets will run over the PATS at will

(add your own)

This thread is the equivalent of telling your wife you'll be home by 9 and you waltz in at 3am without calling.

Expect the Wrath of Christ.

Why hide? Just call this "The Official 2015-16 Chicken Littles Thread"

How many times have the pats lost by more than 7 since BB?

I wouldn't even toss this piece of crap into the Practice Squad. I'd just delete it.

I agree that the Jets will issue at least 7 more stupid unnecessary quotes about the Patriots than the Pats will say about the Jets.

hey guys, we use to have a thread like this often when games were expected to be tight and
everyone was picking PATS.
No rebuttals here or you ruin the karma balancing effect.
( some of you guys are so serious ... lighten up will ya )

No way. BB and Brady in Foxboro? The Jets may give a good effort, but there's no overcoming that combination. I think the Jets will get the moral victory if they can keep it within 20.

I mean Brady is 6-0 vs #1 defenses right? Surprised the Vegas line hasn't gone even further in the Pats favor.

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(Think I've grasped the idea of this thread.)

JR4 said:

hey guys, we use to have a thread like this often when games were expected to be tight and
everyone was picking PATS.
No rebuttals here or you ruin the karma balancing effect.
( some of you guys are so serious ... lighten up will ya )

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Karma is listed as inactive tomorrow.

Pats will beat the Jets by 50 and go 19-0.

(no such thing as karma)

Patriots going 5 wide....

If the Jets were at home an air raid siren would be useful.

VrabelJr said:

Why hide? Just call this "The Official 2015-16 Chicken Littles Thread"

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"Ugh! This secondary! FFS!"

"Goddammit! NOOOOO!"

" Oh God, not [x]! Looks like it was his [body part]! Cant this game be over? FML!"

Would be happy if we could keep it within 2 field goals or so. If we do that we'll have a shot.

(Saying a lot without really saying anything...)

we can lose sure...their d-line can expose our o-line
however, i expect fitzy to throw us a few passes..question is, can we catch them ( malcom butler )

JR4 said:

Jets will run over the PATS at will

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Nonsense.

The Jets prefer to run at Sam...and occasionally at Mike.

Wee shouldn't even suit up. The Jets are going to massacre the Pats. Jets 45-0

Nice to see someone not being too uptight and able to make a joke

You did not go far enough though.

Jets win huge! I'd say 70-0 but I am sure the hapless Patriots will somehow learn to score negative points. I just hope I have time to finish my first game beer before we are blown out.

Off The Grid said:

Nonsense.

The Jets prefer to run at Sam...and occasionally at Mike.

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Isn't it odd how every team has guys named Sam and Mike? Also I notice how sometimes Jamie and Donte get called Sam and Mike. When did they get those nick names or did the QB just confuse them for someone else?

I once walked up to this guy and thought he was my friend Sam but he wasn't. That was so embarrassing! I feel so bad for the poor QBs making the same mistake over and over again on national television. You would think someone would correct them instead of us all silently laughing behind their backs.

The New York Post will dominate the Pulitzer Prize lists this year.