The Asterisk Project

I only wish I had thought of this...I'd raise even just 3 million and then when I get to my next Pats game, have a million dollar tailgate to celebrate the stupidity of the average NFL fan.


*All Patsfans invited. That's my asterisk.

Crybabies gotta crybaby!

Rob0729 said:

I looked at the FAQ and they say you don't need to reach your goal to get the money. It doesn't look to be like Kickstarter where you need to reach your goal.

Click to expand...

The Blimp GoFundMe page was a "Pledge" this page is "Donate" which I assume someone is raking in a few extra bucks from some dumbass Colt fans.

Maybe it's a Patriots fan looking for next month's rent and thought "hey......I know what will work"

Tony2046 said:

The Blimp GoFundMe page was a "Pledge" this page is "Donate" which I assume someone is raking in a few extra bucks from some dumbass Colt fans.

Maybe it's a Patriots fan looking for next month's rent and thought "hey......I know what will work"

Click to expand...

I'd almost feel bad for the hayseeds that are being taken advantage of by this

Almost

To think someone would donate $1500 for this while we have poverty, hunger, and diseases all over the world.

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

To think someone would donate $1500 for this while we have poverty, hunger, and diseases all over the world.

Click to expand...

I was thinking the same thing. If you look at some of the other gofundme campaigns, there are people raising money for family members who need life-saving surgery, and for friends who are terminally ill, and for people who have lost everything in natural disasters

It's almost depressing to think that these freaked out Colts fans have to scroll past those campaigns to get to where they can donate money to bad-mouth a football team

I really hope that this is the doing of a Pats fan, making some money at the haters' expense. That would be truly glorious!

VectorPrime said:

Noone donated 1,500 dollars. The money isn't collected unless the goal is reached which obviously is not happening. I could 'donate' 4.9 million right this second, it doesn't mean I actually gave them money.

Click to expand...

Unfortunately it does, once you pay money it's gone to the page. Only recourse is if it is flagged for fraud or you stop payment immediately.

Here's an actual worthy cause:



On Sunday night, Rick Sells was shot in the neck at the AT&T Stadium parking lot after the Cowboys game while attempting to break up a fight. He is in very critical condition. At this moment, he has been put on life support and his fiance stated that "only God will make a miracle." Rick got engaged to his beautiful fiance, Angelica, in July and is expecting a baby girl with her. He and Angelica planned on getting married at the Courthouse next month and move in together. Rick is a loving man to Angelica and to everyone he knows, I'm sure! Anything that you give would be helpful to him and his family going through this terribly difficult time. Angelica is taking time off of work and we know that medical bills will begin to add up, so, anything will help. Thank you everyone, in advance, for your prayers and support! May God give strength and comfort to the family and loved ones.

"God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble." Psalm 46:1

It just proves how lame their team and fan base is. Let's not worry about getting our 5h!t together and try to get better (Like the Pats do), thru hard work. Lets whine like little *****y, butt hurt children in our PC, "oh poor me" world. If our team or fan base went to these extremes, I would stop being a fan. Who the F' would want to be a part of that. Jeez, it's pathetic. The Dolts are hands down, the most pathetic, stomach turning team in the league. And that's a big accomplishment in this whiney, pathetic, stomach turning league. They make the Jest look respectable. I look forward to years of beating their ass

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Palm Beach Pats Fan said:

comments are allowed! mine:

So... you are looking for 10 million dumbasses who are blissfully unaware of the truth. Unaware that, no, 11 of 12 footballs were NOT underpressurized by 2 psi. Mortensen lied. Unaware that all of the Patriots footballs were depressurized to the extent demanded by the ideal gas law and a 25-degree temperature drop. Unaware that in an afternoon they can perfectly replicate what happened by 1) pumping a football to 13 psi; 2) putting it in a fridge for 2 hours; 3) measuring the psi and finding that for every 20 degree drop the ball loses 1 psi of pressure, like the Patriots footballs did; and 4) then leaving the ball in the warm room for 10 minutes and seeing that the pressure trends back upward, but is still down over 0.5 psi, like the Colts footballs were. Good luck finding that many dumbasses. Indiana is not so densely populated.

Click to expand...

It looks like he's turned off the comments on that page.

Can't allow any dissenting voices when you're scamming money from people

Palm Beach Pats Fan said:

comments are allowed! mine:

So... you are looking for 10 million dumbasses who are blissfully unaware of the truth. Unaware that, no, 11 of 12 footballs were NOT underpressurized by 2 psi. Mortensen lied. Unaware that all of the Patriots footballs were depressurized to the extent demanded by the ideal gas law and a 25-degree temperature drop. Unaware that in an afternoon they can perfectly replicate what happened by 1) pumping a football to 13 psi; 2) putting it in a fridge for 2 hours; 3) measuring the psi and finding that for every 20 degree drop the ball loses 1 psi of pressure, like the Patriots footballs did; and 4) then leaving the ball in the warm room for 10 minutes and seeing that the pressure trends back upward, but is still down over 0.5 psi, like the Colts footballs were. Good luck finding that many dumbasses. Indiana is not so densely populated.

Click to expand...

and unaware that Colts balls were also deflated.

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

To think someone would donate $1500 for this while we have poverty, hunger, and diseases all over the world.

Click to expand...

That donation came from Marshal Falk

Rob0729 said:

The person who started this is just going to make a decent amount of money and not do anything. He has already gotten two grand.

Click to expand...

Damn intelligence with the veil of stupidity....dude is probably a very successful con-man. Pissed I didn't think of this....SOB! Back to work tomorrow I guess.

I'm confused as to what the hell you're donating for... Hey, sign this petition to get an asterisk! Raise awareness that the Pats are cheaters! Where in that picture does a donation fit in?

Ross12 said:

I'm confused as to what the hell you're donating for... Hey, sign this petition to get an asterisk! Raise awareness that the Pats are cheaters! Where in that picture does a donation fit in?

Click to expand...

Its to help pay for him to go to fly and attend Patriot away games where he can get signatures for the petition. I may volunteer to help.

As for the $1,500 I am thinking it is his own donation.

BSR said:

Its to help pay for him to go to fly and attend Patriot away games where he can get signatures for the petition. I may volunteer to help.

As for the $1,500 I am thinking it is his own donation.

Click to expand...

Agree with the 1500 self donation thing. Not sure if going to away games is going to help him though. It would be tough for him to find the same level of Dumbassery outside of Indianapolis.

Tony2046 said:

Agree with the 1500 self donation thing. Not sure if going to away games is going to help him though. It would be tough for him to find the same level of Dumbassery outside of Indianapolis.

Click to expand...

Don't underestimate dumbasses. The Patriots still need to go on the road to play the Jets.

As far as the donations, I agree that he put in the largest donation himself. He's still been able to raise $400 from other gullible fools.