"Is there anyway we can realistically beat the Patriots next week?"

The story about the Colts putting the kibosh on the blimp idea tells me they are preoccupied with the idea of an epic loss. "Don't piss him off further!"….you can almost see them wringing their hands as they say this.

PatsWickedPissah said:

Equorum Delenda Est!!!

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Tu sunt rectam

My favorite from that thread:

Sheeth63:

If the Colts are not down by 21 points

slash196

I found the flaw in this plan.

Sheeth63:

Unfortunately, I can't disagree with you.

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For sound FX purposes I would love Brady to rename some of his audibles at the line:

Instead of "BLUE 819" He could call " Kensil 819" "Irsay ........." etc...

That would be classic on a replay.

I want to see an epic beat down as much as the next guy but I will be happy to see a complete mistake-free game on all three phases. If we embarrass them that's just gravy.

I want us to be up by 50 and just to rub it in a bit more try an onside kick.
I want a lead so big that we can embarrass them by calling the victory formation play the whole 4th qtr.
I want Gronk to throw 2 Colts outta the club on Sunday. Both on the same play.

It feels like I have waited over 20 years for this game to arrive. No amount of destruction is enough. Up by 50? Keep hammering. Don't wake a sleeping bear? Screw that. You woke a freaking dragon! And now you must die! Mwahahhahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Boomer B said:

I want us to be up by 50 and just to rub it in a bit more try an onside kick.
I want a lead so big that we can embarrass them by calling the victory formation play the whole 4th qtr.
I want Gronk to throw 2 Colts outta the club on Sunday. Both on the same play.

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I want Brady to tell them what play is coming next, and then execute the play (as described) perfectly.

Hey! I'm throwing to Gronk in the back corner! You guys ready for this?
20 seconds later... TD Patriots, Rob Gronkowski!!!

Boomer B said:

I want a lead so big that we can embarrass them by calling the victory formation play the whole 4th qtr.

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That's funny, I had the same thought....it would be a hilarious shot at the "wah, don't run up the score" types too.

Holy moly, an entire thread and no mention of cheaters? What is happening?

Tony2046 said:

For sound FX purposes I would love Brady to rename some of his audibles at the line:

Instead of "BLUE 819" He could call " Kensil 819" "Irsay ........." etc...

That would be classic on a replay.

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Instead of Omaha .... "DWI" "DWI" ...........'8-Ball' ... '8-Ball'

eifmp said:

Yeaaaaaaa.....I'm not buying that. Jets hatred is DEEP here. How many pages is the current "the Jets suck" thread? 600+?

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That low?

60 Burger!

Advance footage of the Pats arriving in Indy

Reckedtrek said:

It feels like I have waited over 20 years for this game to arrive. No amount of destruction is enough. Up by 50? Keep hammering. Don't wake a sleeping bear? Screw that. You woke a freaking dragon! And know you must die! Mwahahhahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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BlueThunder said:

heh...You're sarcasm meter is broken TBF...Does 12.5 ring a bell

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I speak fluent Sarcasm, so that was just inexcusable.

Reckedtrek said:

I want Brady to tell them what play is coming next, and then execute the play (as described) perfectly.

Hey! I'm throwing to Gronk in the back corner! You guys ready for this?
20 seconds later... TD Patriots, Rob Gronkowski!!!

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Just before the game hand the Patriot play book to pagano. hahahaha

going to be lot of emotion at the game. We are the better team and we should win. Any given sunday of course . Don't care about score as long as we win.

Note to Colt fans. Thank you for bringing the under-inflated footballs to everyone's attention

Apparently all this time Brady has been under the false impression that under-inflated footballs help him. As evidenced by the 2nd half of the AFC Championship Game (and congratulations on participating!) and pretty much in every game since, Brady plays MUCH better with a fully or even over-filled football.

This great season would not have happened without the Colts, so hopefully the Pats go easy on you in appreciation and only win by 50

robertweathers said:

My hope stands....I want Indy and Baltimore to experience the worst non-injury related season possible. I want complete implosion, embarrassment, desolation, destruction, hopelessness, in-fighting, scandal-ridden, and back-stabbing among fans, players, coaches and owners.

Oh and 1000 years of losing too.

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You forgot the locusts.