Week 5 Patriots at Dallas Injury Report and Updates

Week 4 Patriots Injury Report and Updates














mod edit: although this is game four,this is now week five, not four

So 2 CBs injured now.

Chiuba E. Obele said:

Click to expand...

Excellent news. Hopefully he doesn't recover this season.

Mack Herron said:

So 2 CBs injured now.

Click to expand...

Bill Parcells used to list CB Elvis "Toast" Patterson on the injured report with a "neck" because he always turned around to see the ball fly over his head.

I wonder if the the Fletcher "hamstring"means he can't catch the WR.

I'm calling BS on this one.

robertweathers said:

Bill Parcells used to list CB Elvis "Toast" Patterson on the injured report with a "neck" because he always turned around to see the ball fly over his head.

I wonder if the the Fletcher "hamstring"means he can't catch the WR.

I'm calling BS on this one.

Click to expand...

Unlikely, Bill Belichick takes the injury report very seriously.

robertweathers said:

Bill Parcells used to list CB Elvis "Toast" Patterson on the injured report with a "neck" because he always turned around to see the ball fly over his head.

I wonder if the the Fletcher "hamstring"means he can't catch the WR.

I'm calling BS on this one.

Click to expand...

Calling BS on the injury or that he's listed as a CB?

robertweathers said:

Bill Parcells used to list CB Elvis "Toast" Patterson on the injured report with a "neck" because he always turned around to see the ball fly over his head.

I wonder if the the Fletcher "hamstring"means he can't catch the WR.

I'm calling BS on this one.

Click to expand...

That's hilarious.. is it really true?

rexxar said:

That's hilarious.. is it really true?

Click to expand...

On the level. He did it on a couple of occasions.

My dad was/is a big time Giants fan and like us with the Pats followed the team religiously.

Patterson was a big time gambler on the ball. Gawd.

Doomed. Doomed I tell you.

I don't like the odds if Fletcher is unable to go Sunday. Clearly this is what led him to be benched last game: hoping to get him healthy over the bye week to protect against the Dallas offensive explosion.

You can't expect Malcolm Butler to stop Terrance Williams, Cole Beasley, and Devin Street himself. That would be impossible!

Doomed.

Brandon Weeden has lost 10 games in a row against the Patriots. You know what the odds are of losing 11 games in a row? 0.05%. That is, there is a 99.95% chance a player would not lose 11 games in a row to one team. That means there is a 99.95% chance Weeden will win! That's science!
Doomed!

Mack Herron said:

So 2 CBs injured now.

Click to expand...

I wonder if Otis "My Man" Smith is available.

Tunescribe said:

I wonder if Otis "My Man" Smith is available.

Click to expand...

I mean he was good at age 40. Why not at 50?

I really hope Brown is okay. He's the one guy outside of Butler in that group that's at least solid.

Urgent said:

Brandon Weeden has lost 10 games in a row against the Patriots. You know what the odds are of losing 11 games in a row? 0.05%. That is, there is a 99.95% chance a player would not lose 11 games in a row to one team. That means there is a 99.95% chance Weeden will win! That's science!
Doomed!

Click to expand...

Not if he has already lost the first ten games of the eleven.

Urgent said:

Brandon Weeden has lost 10 games in a row against the Patriots. You know what the odds are of losing 11 games in a row? 0.05%. That is, there is a 99.95% chance a player would not lose 11 games in a row to one team. That means there is a 99.95% chance Weeden will win! That's science!
Doomed!

Click to expand...

Science! Are you Troy Vincent?