Official "Houston blows it against Indy" game thread

Ready for another night of Indy looking like garbage and the opposing team failing time after time with missed FGs and dropped passes to win a very winnable game? I know i am!

Let's go, Down South Patriots! Whoo! Yeah!

And the press giving the Gelding's an "A" because their 40 year old QB completed a few passes.

An endless looping vine of a camera inside a toilet bowl recording a pimply ass spraying diarrhea water out would be more entertaining than this game.

Thank goodness hockey is on tonight.

KontradictioN said:

An endless looping vine of a camera inside a toilet bowl recording a pimply ass spraying diarrhea water out would be more entertaining than this game.

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Yea that's alright, eating lunch is stupid anyway

the first quarter, ryan mallet throws two pick sixes, hoyer comes in for quarter 2, throws 2 pick sixes.

Halftime

The texans D keeps them in it, with a couple of fumble recoveries, mallet is back in throws a td to get to within one score.

He throws a third pick six.

hoyer starts the fourth quarter and gets saftied.

KontradictioN said:

An endless looping vine of a camera inside a toilet bowl recording a pimply ass spraying diarrhea water out would be more entertaining than this game.

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With Godell at the receiving end.

Weird feeling about this game. I don't care who the QB is, the Colts could go and resurrect Jim Sorgi for all I care. Doesn't matter, Texans will still find a way to lose this game because they're just terrible.

Imagine that the WNBA develops a D-League, and that league is also made up only of handicapped women who have never played basketball and are all under three feet tall. That is the AFC South.

patman12 said:

Thank goodness hockey is on tonight.

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And playoff baseball. October!

Wax Frog said:

With Godell at the receiving end.

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IDK about you but i could watch that for 3 hours

Crack open a bottle of liquor and laugh.

I'm scared to watch this game for my own personal mental healths sake.

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Well, it is an AFC South game so the Colts will win. The Colts can walk all over their division, but struggle outside the division.

Rob0729 said:

Well, it is an AFC South game so the Colts will win. The Colts can walk all over their division, but struggle outside the division.

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Which kind of reminds me how funny it is when people say the Pats have been beneficiaries of a ****ty division for the past decade and a half. They have an almost identical (if not better) win percentage outside of the AFC East as they do against it. Without running off to check the numbers I'd bet there is a huge disparity between the Colts vs the AFC South and the Colts vs everyone else. That's a beneficiary of a weak division.

There's some hope for me that the Texans will pull out a win. I think I'll watch.

In keeping with my "the Patriots are the only thing that matters" mantra, I have eliminated the Thursday night and Monday night games from my life unless the Pats are playing. The fewer evenings that are dominated by the NFL for me, the better. And this game is going to be awful.

BradyFTW! said:

Weird feeling about this game. I don't care who the QB is, the Colts could go and resurrect Jim Sorgi for all I care. Doesn't matter, Texans will still find a way to lose this game because they're just terrible.

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To be fair, the Texans might be able to eek out a victory over Curtis Painter. Maybe.

The nfc west of 2010 will be watching closely tonight. Their title of most pathetic division of all time at major risk this year.