Jets vs Dolphins Thread - Green Eggs and Ham Edition

Fixit · Oct 4, 2015

Miami's just awful.

Patsfanin Philly · Oct 4, 2015

Anybody know if Grimes brought his wife with him to London..????

"Mr. Philbin, this is Staples, your printing order is ready."

Jackson 2 · Oct 4, 2015

Jackson 2 said:
I think we'll have a pretty good sense of how this one will end before the first bacon strip is down the chute. If the Dolphin players see this as a chance to get Philbin greased, they'll lie down early like exhausted mutts. That's my guess, but I hope I'm wrong.

I wasn't wrong.

Tunescribe · Oct 4, 2015

Unfortunately, the Dolphins suck too much to win this game.

IcyPatriot · Oct 4, 2015

Patsfanin Philly said:
Anybody know if Grimes brought his wife with him to London..????

"Mr. Philbin, this is Staples, your printing order is ready."

She would be a hero at a London pub ......

venecol · Oct 4, 2015

Ross12 said:
Lmfao, the Dolphins give up a 3 play long touchdown drive on the first possession of the Jets. Bye Philbin!

They'll get rid of the D coach before Philbin.

reflexblue · Oct 4, 2015

Ross12 said:
Lmfao, the Dolphins give up a 3 play long touchdown drive on the first possession of the Jets. Bye Philbin!

Yeap, hes

borg · Oct 4, 2015

FreeTedWilliams said:
Or you could move to the West Coast

No water to drink or bathe
PETA would picket my A.M. bangers
I don't care for burritos
Tom Cruise and his alien gods might overtake my body
Lack of JESTs fans to ridicule

Jackson 2 · Oct 4, 2015

I hope they found a nice kennel for the Dolphins in London...

FreeTedWilliams · Oct 4, 2015

such was just wrestling with the Jets lineman, left his gap and left it open for the TD

Wheelman · Oct 4, 2015

Lol! Did tannehill just clap when the rats scored the extra point? Is that what Philbin does? hahahah pitiful!

venecol · Oct 4, 2015

That toilet paper move is working.

reflexblue · Oct 4, 2015

borg said:
No water to drink or bathe
PETA would picket my A.M. bangers
I don't care for burritos
Tom Cruise and his alien gods might overtake my body

Hawaii then.

IcyPatriot · Oct 4, 2015

Joker · Oct 4, 2015

good lord...has Miami been notified there's a game today?

pats4life12 · Oct 4, 2015

The Dolphins just look terrible so far.

reflexblue · Oct 4, 2015

Joker said:
good lord...has Miami been notified there's a game today?

I think Suhs coaching the team, he probably sleeps late. When he doesn't he doesn't show up anyways.

venecol · Oct 4, 2015

Good news Pats going 2-0 against the fins.

turkeyneck · Oct 4, 2015

Dolls can't get out of their own way.

Patsfanin Philly · Oct 4, 2015

venecol said:
Good news Pats going 2-0 against the fins.

My biggest concern is Suh intentionally injuring a Patriot player.......

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