Ever seen a drowning fish?

My only hope is the moronic Jet mopes mistake Arthur Treacherous's Fish and Chip for Arthur Treacher's..

Can't root for the Rats!

Among the AFC East doormats, I dislike the Dolphins the least. They've been cute and fun for years, without the mindless rhetoric coming out of New JERSEY and Buffalo.

I actually think Philbin is okay and Tannehill wouldn't seem half as pitiful if he had any help. But Miami has had a really bad run of idiots at the GM spot. The Suh signing had all the signs of huge disaster from the start; you know BB would never do a deal like that. It has all the hallmarks of Raiders-esque stupidity.

And actually, I think Belichick could make a winner out of Tannehill... and Fitzpatrick, too, for that matter... but not Tyrod: that guy has no hope.

The Phins couldn't afford to address numerous holes in the offseason. It's okay, though, because with this tremendous play from Suh, they are masking their deficiencies.

Only weird thing is, why is Suh wearing #96 and a green uniform?

Way to play all-out for your (former) head coach, doofins.

Now we are hearing that Tannyhill didn't like the scout team defense & PSers intercepting his passes.
What entitlement. What a loser.

rookBoston said:

Among the AFC East doormats, I dislike the Dolphins the least.

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You must be young. Under 30 anyway.

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

The Phins couldn't afford to address numerous holes in the offseason. It's okay, though, because with this tremendous play from Suh, they are masking their deficiencies.

Only weird thing is, why is Suh wearing #96 and a green uniform?

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I remember saying at the time of the suh signing that it was very Miami to make themselves worse in other areas in order to sign a big name. They did it with Wallace even though he didn't fit what tannehill did at all but Miami just keeps doing it over and over again.

The Gr8est said:

Nice thought, but you DO realize the Rats have no souls, right?

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Wait....

Rats are gingers?

We ought to sneak a peek at their game against the Titans. If the Fins front four are still two-gapping, we'll know Dan Campbell is not in control of that team.