Ever seen a drowning fish?

So pathetic... How's that Suh signing been going? BAHAHAHAHAHA

@AbramsonPBP:
Report: #Dolphins players ready to "throw in towel" if they lose to #Jets. Coaching change possible http://t.co/UBtUKqDEvv

Possibly the worse FA signing I have ever seen. With $60m guaranteed, this is cap space hell for the next few years.

A dolphin can only stay underwater for 7-10 minutes at a time.

The NFL team is at the 9 minute mark.

PP2 said:

Possibly the worse FA signing I have ever seen. With $60m guaranteed, this is cap space hell for the next few years.

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Albert Haynesworth Part Deux.

Hopefully they win tomorrow morning. After that, go ahead and drown.

Never bought in on the Dolphins this year - Tannehill lost his entire receiving corps, and we've seen that such things matter, particularly to lesser QBs. He lost Wallace, Gibson, Hartline, AND Clay.

And Stark and Odrick were pretty good, so the Suh signing screwed.

Never bought in. They're a trainwreck.

Oh, and a dolphin isn't a fish.

50-yard-line said:

Oh, and a dolphin isn't a fish.

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Well then I'm asking for a refund on my "squish the fish" t-shirt

I want the Dolphins to beat the Jets tomorrow. The 'bring 350 rolls of toilet paper' to cry after your loss is a smacktalk opportunity that's too good to pass up.

Rooting for the fish tomorrow. You surely expect a better effort.

The good thing is that after tomorrow's game, England is going to say "If that's what you call football, we no longer want anything to do with it."

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The good thing is that after tomorrow's game, England is going to say "If that's what you call football, we no longer want anything to do with it."

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Hopefully after they get their first experience up close with the Rats, the Brits will loathe them as much as we do.

PP2 said:

Possibly the worse FA signing I have ever seen. With $60m guaranteed, this is cap space hell for the next few years.

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I think you're forgetting one that may have been just as bad...

Hey hey hey!! It's Faaaaat Albert!

Mike Wallace was a bad signing too. Didn't they have to pay the Vikings to take him off their hands?

I don't know who their front office is, but I blame them. Clue about the type of players they have is revealed by the unnamed player.

“If we get beat in Europe, (players) are going to throw in the towel. It isn’t the players. We have all the talent in the world.”

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BB takes a chance on players with tough backgrounds, because he has to, he has the worst draft position over the years.

What he doesn't do is sign players that quit or don't care and if he does, they're out the door fast.

Whoever runs that front office in Miami are the same people who come on this website and complain that the Patriots are not "all-in" for Brady's last years and are not getting him enough "names".

Seriously inept, fantasy football boys down there.

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Whoever runs that front office in Miami are the same people who come on this website and complain that the Patriots are not "all-in" for Brady's last years and are not getting him enough "names".

Seriously inept, fantasy football boys down there.

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That would be our friend Mike Tannenbaum, who has made a career out of disabling the Patriots competition.

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The good thing is that after tomorrow's game, England is going to say "If that's what you call football, we no longer want anything to do with it."

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Funny, they seem to like the Patriots. . . .

Jets! FINISH THEM!

ctpatsfan77 said:

Funny, they seem to like the Patriots. . . .

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If there was a European soccer team from a region called "New America", I'd probably favor them too