Thursday Night Football: The Pacifier Bowl

Idiot ratbirds fans were bragging about that 82 win record on their forum for a few years now. I'm glad Brady finally won enough games to overtake Jump ball Joe despite Brady not playing in 08.

What I want 0-0 All game. Go into OT 0-0 end.

This game is already giving me cancer.

TommyD4207 said:

Ugh, this is gonna be 9-6, isn't it?

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Oh man, I think you may be right.

TommyD4207 said:

Both QBs off to a hot start here.

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Considering Vick got a completion and Flacco did not throw a pick or fumble... I am not 100% sure if this is sarcasm. That could be a good start for them.

I'd like to see the Ravens lose a brutally physical game. The idea of them starting 0-4 is too tempting to resist.

As a consolation, the Ravens and their guests get to take a cruise on this ship. Maybe it will help to ease the pain...

These two teams are going home with smaller rosters after this game. Both quarterbacks are hanging their receivers out to dry and they are getting whacked. And neither line is holding blocks long enough for their indecisive QBs to release the ball. Schadenfreude is the only positive, because this football is painful to watch.

Is it just me or is this the most Stephen A. Smith tweet ever?



It's like he made a very concerted effort to find out exactly what people find insufferable him, and make extra sure that it translates from speech to the written word.

All that's missing is him explaining how Suggs is a very close friend.

BobDigital said:

Considering Vick got a completion and Flacco did not throw a pick or fumble... I am not 100% sure if this is sarcasm. That could be a good start for them.

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Each has thrown a pass that should have been intercepted, so I guess they're right on pace.

This is a great spot for Nantz and Simms. They know damn well that these are two of the worst defenses in the league. But the longer it stays scoreless, the more they have to pretend that it's some sort of defensive struggle, rather than just two bad offenses.

When is Joaquin getting there?

Career completion percent of 56.1.

How did he ever complete that many?

BradyFTW! said:

Is it just me or is this the most Stephen A. Smith tweet ever?



It's like he made a very concerted effort to find out exactly what people find insufferable him, and make extra sure that it translates from speech to the written word.

All that's missing is him explaining how Suggs is a very close friend.

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That's his job. He's a fraud. Ignore him.

No matter how bad Vick is, Brown and Bell are too good for the Steelers not to drive and score. They'll get their points.

Man, DeAngelo Williams looks like he has found the fountain of youth circa 2008...

Pittsburgh running it well here. I can't root for Baltimore. for the Pats I guess we should root for Pittsburgh to lose.

Left hand QBs look so awkward.

sevengables_2207 said:

Man, DeAngelo Williams looks like he has found the fountain of youth circa 2008...

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According to him it's because he dropped some weight and stopped eating fried foods. Kinda hilarious if true, would piss me off if I was a Panthers fan though.

sevengables_2207 said:

Man, DeAngelo Williams looks like he has found the fountain of youth circa 2008...

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Almost like he's cheating. Actually he is cheating confirmed. My suspicions are proof.

I would prefer the Steelers lose and take some lumps for seeding purposes. But I'd be quite pleased to watch the Ravens start 0-4. A win win tonight. Only loss is a waste of my time, this game is gonna suck.

sevengables_2207 said:

Man, DeAngelo Williams looks like he has found the fountain of youth circa 2008...

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Fountain of Youth, sponsored by Human Growth Hormone....errr...Adderall.