INDY COLTS Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Charmin-soft whiner watch

NormZauchin · Sep 23, 2015

fnordcircle said:
I hope they never fire Grigson.

I think Grigson got a diploma from the Matt Millen School of Football Management.

Jackson 2 · Sep 23, 2015

NormZauchin said:
I think Grigson got a diploma from the Matt Millen School of Football Management.

He's the Dean.

Jackson 2 · Sep 23, 2015

meatface said:
I don't think he ever leaves Alabama and he didn't exactly do a great job in Miami

If he leaves Alabama for the NFL he's going to have to deal with a salary cap...

RIpats88 · Sep 23, 2015

I saw an interesting stat yesterday...andrew luck has the most turnovers of a qb in the league since last year. More than jay cutler

Yet for some reason according to the media cutler is a bum while luck is a football god where it is everyone elses fault.

Am i missing something here?

PatsDeb · Sep 24, 2015

Palm Beach Pats Fan said:
Funny reading this Colin Cowherd article from January:

https://espn.go.com/blog/boston/new...rd-this-is-bradys-last-chance-at-a-super-bowl

synopsis to save you from clicking on ESPN:

Last year was Brady's last chance.

The Andrew Luck dynasty is upon us!

He and the Colts will own the NFL for a decade!

I don't know how these guys live with themselves. Although I don't listen to Colin Cowherd, I bet at this very moment he's pretending he never wrote this ridiculous piece of tripe and he's now predicting that Andrew Luck will never amount to anything. They are either like Peter King, who hedges EVERY SINGLE WORD HE SAYS ("Of course the Patriots will beat the Jaguars this weekend, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Jags pulled off the big upset." is how he will probably predict the game this Sunday) so he can never be wrong, or they talk in absolutes and never own up when they are absolutely wrong (Trent Dilfer is the only exception I can think of). It's maddening!

PatsDeb · Sep 24, 2015

The Boston Patriot said:
Hey now, they sucked for luck, now they suck with luck. Sounds like it all worked out for these miserable bastards.

Love your avatar!

meatface · Sep 24, 2015

Narratives in sports always about me, it doesn't matter if there is a good rationale or evidence, people just start spouting off things they have decided makes sense as facts. This whole off-season was entirely about the patriots are cheaters narrative and it seemed to feed into the colts/luck are going to win everything narrative.

TruthSeeker · Sep 24, 2015

PatsDeb said:
I don't know how these guys live with themselves. Although I don't listen to Colin Cowherd, I bet at this very moment he's pretending he never wrote this ridiculous piece of tripe and he's now predicting that Andrew Luck will never amount to anything. They are either like Peter King, who hedges EVERY SINGLE WORD HE SAYS ("Of course the Patriots will beat the Jaguars this weekend, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Jags pulled off the big upset." is how he will probably predict the game this Sunday) so he can never be wrong, or they talk in absolutes and never own up when they are absolutely wrong (Trent Dilfer is the only exception I can think of). It's maddening!

I listen to Colin all the time and he, as much as any sports talk show host, admits his mistakes. Every Monday there is a segment called, "Where Colon was right, where Colin was wrong". Good stuff.

PatsDeb · Sep 24, 2015

TruthSeeker said:
I listen to Colin all the time and he, as much as any sports talk show host, admits his mistakes. Every Monday there is a segment called, "Where Colon was right, where Colin was wrong". Good stuff.

Good to know. I hope he devoted several segments to how wrong he was about Luck, both this year and last.

Rhodey · Sep 24, 2015

I just checked the standings at the 2-week mark. Yeah, it's way early. However, it's not too early to mention the type of start a team has gotten off to. The Colts have scored 3 TDs; total of 21 points. Did I read this right? Have they not scored a FG in 2 games? And on the other side of the line, they've given up 47 points.

It's easy to walk past a bad game, particularly if the team rebounds. But this bad is inconsistent. They are on the cusp of going really bad here...another stinker and they're in the hole. And this is just statistical speak. What of the team psyche? Yeah, that matters.

Hey, isn't this the team that kicked off a smear campaign- with their buddies, the Ravens (also 0-2) -against the Patriots? Ironically, Baltimore appears to be imitating the Patriots in play-type selection(s). BB should be flattered. However, they also appear to imitating Indy in the statistical column(s). Birds of envy flock together. Meanwhile, the "do your job" crew is learning new jobs..to be more versatile and valuable to the team. So, get those new lies/rumours/etc ready...

fourhour · Sep 24, 2015

So who are they sucking for this year?

NormZauchin · Sep 24, 2015

TruthSeeker said:
I listen to Colin all the time and he, as much as any sports talk show host, admits his mistakes. Every Monday there is a segment called, "Where Colon was right, where Colin was wrong". Good stuff.

"Where Colon was right, where Colin was wrong." Is that Colon, as in colonoscopy?

Kontradiction · Sep 24, 2015

Palm Beach Pats Fan said:
It would suck if they fired Pagano and hired Nick Saban.

Saban is rumored to want an NFL job with a franchise QB, and he would change the franchise's soft approach to football. Let's hope meth-head Irsay isn't willing to give him the power/control that he'd want.

I don't think he's leaving the college ranks again. Doing so would take away his biggest asset as a head coach - his ability to recruit players. He would also have to deal with the salary cap. I also hope he stays at Alabama because getting to witness clashes between his and Urban Meyer's teams in the playoffs for the forseeable future would great.

Palm Beach Pats Fan · Sep 28, 2015

Hilarious post game "pep talk" by Chuck Pagano where he drones on and on about all of the great things that the Colts organization, in his opinion, "stands for".

The truth is about 180 degrees opposite!

Try to read this without laughing:

Grit, resilience, fight, belief, Resolve, Faith, Family and Intestinal Fortitude, these are the things that can make the impossible become possible. These are the ideals that the culture of the Colts organization is built around. This is what makes the Colts special.

http://inkonindy.com/2015/09/28/colts-chuck-pagano-delivers-emotional-post-game-speech/

Pagano's quotes were not as bad as that sad sorry synopsis for team whinerville, but funny lines are bolded:

“I can’t tell you how damn proud,” said a visibly teary-eyed Pagano. “Every man and every coach in this room. Grit always wins.”

“Because I guarantee you, when sh#$ hit the fan in that 3rd quarter, the only ones that believed were in this room right now,” added Pagano. “And because you believe, and you’ve got grit, and you’ve got resilience, and you’ve got fight. You dig your way out of something that nobody thought you could dig yourself out of.”

“And I’m telling you this is bigger than a football game. This is about life and learning lessons about life. That you can do anything that you want to do.”

“Anything.”

“You have faith, you have family, and you have belief in one another. And you have grit. You have intestinal fortitude. You’ve got resolve.”

“You’ve got it, kid.”

“Everyone of you’s got it,” concluded Pagano. “Big time. That’s as a big of a win that I’ve ever been a part of in my life. I will cherish that one for the rest of my life. I can guarantee you that. Why we do this is for moments, just like this. Moments just like this.”

Guts · Sep 28, 2015

Palm Beach Pats Fan said:
Hilarious post game "pep talk" by Chuck Pagano where he drones on and on about all of the great things that the Colts organization, in his opinion, "stands for".

The truth is about 180 degrees opposite!

Try to read this without laughing:

Grit, resilience, fight, belief, Resolve, Faith, Family and Intestinal Fortitude, these are the things that can make the impossible become possible. These are the ideals that the culture of the Colts organization is built around. This is what makes the Colts special.

http://inkonindy.com/2015/09/28/colts-chuck-pagano-delivers-emotional-post-game-speech/

Pagano's quotes were not as bad as that sad sorry synopsis for team whinerville, but funny lines are bolded:

“I can’t tell you how damn proud,” said a visibly teary-eyed Pagano. “Every man and every coach in this room. Grit always wins.”

“Because I guarantee you, when sh#$ hit the fan in that 3rd quarter, the only ones that believed were in this room right now,” added Pagano. “And because you believe, and you’ve got grit, and you’ve got resilience, and you’ve got fight. You dig your way out of something that nobody thought you could dig yourself out of.”

“And I’m telling you this is bigger than a football game. This is about life and learning lessons about life. That you can do anything that you want to do.”

“Anything.”

“You have faith, you have family, and you have belief in one another. And you have grit. You have intestinal fortitude. You’ve got resolve.”

“You’ve got it, kid.”

“Everyone of you’s got it,” concluded Pagano. “Big time. That’s as a big of a win that I’ve ever been a part of in my life. I will cherish that one for the rest of my life. I can guarantee you that. Why we do this is for moments, just like this. Moments just like this.”

That was hilarious you barely beat the Titans with a rookie QB calm down just goes to show you how different the standards are with New England and Indy

Gallo · Sep 28, 2015

Our team gives an excellent blueprint on how NOT TO build a football team. That offensive line is one of the biggest jokes in the NFL. I also fully agree on how ridiculous those locker room speeches sound. At least make the Super Bowl once before you are throwing out big words like those. This current team hasn't done crap and they need a loooooot of things going their way to change that in the next two years. Like every other contender having serious injury problems or something like that. One of the more lop-sided rosters in the league and in obvious need of some major changes in the upper management as well.

micronin127 · Sep 28, 2015

Is he talking to a bunch of high school kids...

"This is about life and learning lessons about life. That you can do anything that you want to do."

... when you grow up.

Matt Hasselbeck, Adam Vinatieri, Andre Johnson, and any number of other guys in the room who've been in the league for over a decade understand this was a sloppy Week 3 win over the Titans who picked 2nd overall in the draft last spring.

50-yard-line · Sep 28, 2015

Gallo said:
Our team gives an excellent blueprint on how NOT TO build a football team. That offensive line is one of the biggest jokes in the NFL. I also fully agree on how ridiculous those locker room speeches sound. At least make the Super Bowl once before you are throwing out big words like those. This current team hasn't done crap and they need a loooooot of things going their way to change that in the next two years. Like every other contender having serious injury problems or something like that. One of the more lop-sided rosters in the league and in obvious need of some major changes in the upper management as well.

I couldn't believe their off-season moves. All splash, no grit. Overpaying a couple of guys on their last legs (and not in positions of need!!!!), then drafting another TY-type when the stud DT you needed was just sitting there.

The Colts need a serious change of management, but after "deflategate," I hope it takes them the rest of my hopefully long life to figure it out. Your team might have replaced the JEST as the most-hated team in New England.

meatface · Sep 29, 2015

I'm not sure if Johnson is toast or just doesn't get enough looks, either way the colts are very underwhelming this season

Rhodey · Sep 29, 2015

The Indy logic: If you beat us, then you cheated. How else would you have beaten us?

Don't people understand that they won a Super Bowl- once upon a time -when Peyton Manning was their quarterback?! And they would have won many more if other teams did not cheat (i.e. beat) them.

And even if their rebuilding includes playing for the #1 overall pick as a strategy, they should not have to wait more than a few years for "the wait" to churn into a championship. If so, somebody is doing something to them. They did not acquire the league's worst record (i.e. to acquire the #1 pick) for nothing!

Perhaps, the new Indy slogan should go something like this: If you beat us, you cheat us. Then they can work the propagandas if the said team disregards their dare. Consider it an Indy form of political correctness. Teams that decide to beat them will endure shaming and possible lawsuits. In addition, they will lose picks and be fined. And if that doesn't work, they will drag all of their friends into the mix and spread it around. The bottom line: There are teams standing in the way of Indy's happiness. And they must be removed one way or another...so Indy can be happy. (Does that argument sound familiar? FYI: it's also being used in politics, today.)

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