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Is this what happens to the brain of a football fan when they are exposed to years of irrelevance and incompetence? The NFL is scripted? What drugs are those people on?
We have it good.
DFS (Depressed Fan Syndrome) metastasis itself in strange ways.
If you show the following symptoms you may have DFS:
1. Your team has not been to the playoffs since last century.
2. Your team has had a losing record more than 10 out of the last 15 years.
3. You get your hopes up whenever a foot loving coach comes to town.
4. You gave up drinking during the off season but start back up after week 6 of the regular season.
( Note: In severe cases you may start drinking after the 3rd preseason game)
5. The only time you can talk trash to other teams is during the preseason.
(Note: Jet fans usually win the SuperBowl during the draft.)
6. You think every new QB is the next _________ (fill in the blank), who will take your team to the SB.
(Options: Tom Brady, Tom Brady, Tom Brady........you know you wish he was your QB)
7. Your city is best known for an appetizer.
8. Your teams stadium was built during the original and only true "gate" scandal. (Watergate)
9. When you follow a tractor trailer and see a sticker that says "takes Wide Right turns" you fall into instant depression. (Ohhh if only Scotty had made that kick....ohhhh)
10. If you have ever seen a #12 Brady Jersey and secretly wished to wear it.
It's a serious issue and we should not joke around about it.
I said should not............yeah who am I kidding.