Bills pro shop trolling

Is it Sunday yet?

Unless we deflate the balls, or find another way to cheat, there's no way we're beating the powerhouse that is the Buffalo Bills. Clearly.

This seems like a good place for me to post this.

in their heads.......

Official Bills Pro Shop too..

Poor bastards.

Its going to be insane we need to get the crowd out of it early.
We need to DEFLATE the bills hope.
I say you start out the game with a screen to Cadet
I have to think Buff is going to come out to kill Brady and will most likely overpursue.
So you have Brady in the I formation just a bunch of big Uglys with Edelman and Cadet lined up across from another.
Ball snaps fake Toss to Blount the kind of fakeout that has everyone ooing and ahhing all weekend you Bills defense rushes to that side lets say a fake to the left then in the same motion flick a dart to Cadet with blockers already in perfect position due to the overpursuing of the line and linebackers Cadet takes the short pass for 30 yards.
Brady is now in the hurry up shotgun Cadet and Lewis are on the field one starting out behind the Quaterback and just before the snap motions out wide to run a wheel route.
This will take the sails out of the crowd.

Thoughts?

Thats good. Then they can drop in and buy them all to help with their cheating. I think they should drop in there while they're out stealing the Bills playbooks.

It's almost inspiring to see how the whole Bills organization and it's fanbase can shake off two decades of ineptitude and start pretending they're the best after... one week of pretty good football.

I dunno if the Pats will win. With Stork and Wendell out, this feels kinda like an upset waiting to happen. But I do know that no matter what, I'll be pretty sure the Pats are winning the division again, and the Bills are likely a fringe playoff contender at best.

im kinda liking that this thing is becoming a running joke...like it always was really...this is pretty funny

ps i think we destroy the bills even more now, haha, never ending material this year

ALP said:

im kinda liking that this thing is becoming a running joke...like it always was really...this is pretty funny

ps i think we destroy the bills even more now, haha, never ending material this year

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Nice pun, yo

So the Bills are propping up their built in excuse for when the inevitable happens on Sunday.
Snicker, snicker.

I agree with those that like it.

It is a game for gods sake, have some fun. Life has all kinds of other serious matters that require attention.

Remember this is entertainment!

Vegas line just shot up to -31.

All I want to know is where did they move all that Bills playoff apparel (you know division and AFC and Super Bowl title T-Shirts and hats) to fit the pumps?

I heard they are giving out pumps and needles to Bills fans and will be throwing them on the field after every Pats score......The cleanup will make this game the longest in NFL history..

robertweathers said:

Official Bills Pro Shop too..

Poor bastards.

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I didn't realize Official Pro Shops could go down that road. This actually gives us a great deal to work with.

Such as:

A GILLETTE STRAIGHT AHEAD/ DO NOT VEER WIDE RIGHT road sign for the Bills bus when they come to town.

0-4 jerseys

4 TIME SUPER BOWL PARTICIPANTS jerseys

Jerry Rice "HANDS OF GLUE" jerseys

Jim Irsay HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER shirts

Jim Irsay pill dispensers (football shaped with a horseshoe, of course)


And so much more.........


Contributions?

The Buffalo Bildos sure do a lot of talking for a franchise that hasn't made the playoffs in two decades.

ChrisR2223 said:

Its going to be insane we need to get the crowd out of it early.
We need to DEFLATE the bills hope.
I say you start out the game with a screen to Cadet
Thoughts?

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Throwing a screen for a player not on the 46 for game day will result in fines, loss of draft picks, likely suspension for BB and possibly forfeiture of the game, so I say No.

Ivan said:

I didn't realize Official Pro Shops could go down that road. This actually gives us a great deal to work with.

Such as:

A GILLETTE STRAIGHT AHEAD/ DO NOT VEER WIDE RIGHT road sign for the Bills bus when they come to town.

0-4 jerseys

4 TIME SUPER BOWL PARTICIPANTS jerseys

Jerry Rice "HANDS OF GLUE" jerseys

Jim Irsay HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER shirts

Jim Irsay pill dispensers (football shaped with a horseshoe, of course)


And so much more.........


Contributions?

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Yea they went a little too far with that one.

New over-sized pencil called the "Wide Write"

Where are the gauges? Choice of either logo or non-logo. Maybe those are next to the bathroom?