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this apple didn't fall from the tree.

his dad said on inside the nfl, that everybody "won" from the deflategate controversy. seriously?!
 
http://nypost.com/2010/07/01/chris-simms-arrested-for-driving-while-stoned/

Tennessee Titans quarterback Chris Simms was busted early this morning in the West Village driving high on marijuana with his 8-months pregnant wife in the passenger seat, The Post has learned.

Simms and his wife Danielle, both 29 of Nashville, were stopped as Simms drove their 2009 Mercedes Benz through an NYPD Manhattan South Task Force checkpoint on W. Houston Street at about 1:05 a.m., according to a source.

“I was smoking marijuana in the car earlier,” Simms told cops, prosecutor Lauren Perry said during Simms’ arraignment this afternoon in Manhattan Criminal Court.

Simms — who has a 4-year-old daughter — reeked of marijuana and had red eyes, a flushed face and slurred speech, sources told The Post.

He is the best
 
I normally have a great Chris Sims top 5 joke but I am at a loss for words. He makes Chis Carter look like Dennis Miller.
 
Critical thinking not a strong point with Mr Simms. Then again, the apple didn't fall far from the tree so I believe he got dealt a bad hand from the get go.. At the very least this entire stinggate episode did was to bring out every moron on the planet. I believe it is pretty easy to determine who has any credibility/integrity and who is a vacuous imbecile. Join the moron peer group Chris, you've outdone a lot of them.
 
Should tweet to him #Simmsfailslogic
 
One less "m" in his last name and he'd be "living in a van down by the river."
 
I swear when he had that spleen surgery he was under anesthesia way too long.
 
NFL quarterback Chris Simms was so stoned he was 'like a zombie,' NYPD cop testifies at trial
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Chris Simms was so stoned that the Tennessee Titans quarterback was "like a zombie," the cop who arrested him at a traffic stop told jurors on Monday.

Simms, 30, son of former Giants quarterback Phil Simms, reeked of marijuana and refused to take a blood test after the July 1 stop, Police Officer Francisco Acosta said.

"He was out of it, like a zombie," Acosta told jurors. "He was very, very unsteady on his feet."

Acosta, expected to be the only prosecution witness, said he pulled Simms over at the W. Houston St. checkpoint after he saw him speeding and driving erratically. Simms admitted that he had smoked marijuana, Acosta said.

Defense lawyer Harvey Steinberg said the cop got it all wrong and that the football player said his friends had been smoking.

Simms was with his pregnant wife and two friends on the way home to New Jersey from a party and dinner when he was busted in a Mercedes-Benz SUV.

I highly doubt all he was smoking was Marijuana, and to be totally ****ed up while driving your pregnant wife home….

Everybody with severe Patriot Derangement Syndrome also seems to be a degenerate lowlife in their personal world.
 
Chris Simm top 3 Quarter backs?

3. When he bought a pack of fifty cent gum and got two Quarters back. (Didn't expect any)


2. The time he asked a teller for a dollar worth of change and got 8 quarters back. (although 5 were nickles)


1. Just as Brady says....."your favorite Quarters back is the next one".....


Seriously though, the stuff that comes out of this asshats mouth is just comical.
 
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This is the result of the NFL's 4 months of uncontested propaganda on the two most watched sports channels. The deception has asserted that human intervention caused the deflation. For those that lack a questioning mind, that has become established fact, and nothing is going to change that in the short time. Any action that shakes that fundamental belief is going to be dismissed at best, and at worst spun 180 degrees to suggest guilt.

Unfortunately Chris Simms represents an alarming percentage of the US sporting public. Quite a drop from NFL quarterback (even a backup quarterback) to BR remuneration. I guess the sensational hits he gets will augment his meager income.....for now.
 
I don't know why anyone gives this idiot the time of day. I think he does half the anti-Patriots/Brady stuff because he knows he gets clicks because of it.
 
1. Patriots (even though it was actually the NFL) suspend M&J, and that Is "proof" that Brady and the Patriots are guilty.

2. Patriots reinstate M&J, and that too is "proof" that Brady and the Patriots are guilty.


These clowns (by that I mean not only Simms, but whatever writer and producer put this together for him) make the Salem witch trials look like the eternal epitome of a fair and unbiased determination of innocence or guilt in comparison to their logic and 'evidence'.

Segments such as this would be completely laughable if not for the reality that so many of the gullible masses will buy into it, laud it, and parrot it as further 'proof'.
 
I'm sorry for sounding ignorant but who the F**k is Chris Simms?
 
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