Retribution Tour 2015

pheenix11 · Sep 10, 2015

First Victim: Pittsburgh Steelers, Established 1933

Charges: Steroid Abuse, Bathroom raping, Tripping, assorted spygate crying

Verdict: GUILTY

Sentence: DEATH BY GRONK

pheenix11 · Sep 10, 2015

SENTENCE EXECUTED

patriot1136 · Sep 10, 2015

Just want to add "tripping" to the charges

pheenix11 · Sep 11, 2015

Next Victim: Buffalo Bills, Established 1960

Charges: Windgate, Releasing OJ Simpson on the world, Ruining 4 Super Bowls in the 1990's, Starting Rob Moore over Doug Flutie, Fred Smerlas, Hiring Rex Ryan

Verdict: GUILTY

Sentence: SUICIDE

AzPatsFan · Sep 11, 2015

One down. Eighteen to go.

Wordsmyth · Sep 11, 2015

pheenix11 said:
Next Victim: Buffalo Bills, Established 1960

Charges: Windgate, Releasing OJ Simpson on the world, Ruining 4 Super Bowls in the 1990's, Starting Rob Moore over Doug Flutie, Fred Smerlas, Hiring Rex Ryan

Verdict: GUILTY

Sentence: SUICIDE

Wide right, Norwood!

Bradyking12 · Sep 11, 2015

I honestly can't picture a team beating us this season, and yes I'm screaming 19-0 f*ck it lets keep this FU tour going, I have this feeling in my gut that this season will be one we remember for years to come, I saw the devil in Brady's eyes earlier that man is not playing around.

2001,2003,2004,2014,2015

PATS16N0 · Sep 11, 2015

AzPatsFan · Sep 11, 2015

By my count there are only 5 games this season to be held against League powers, or teams in the Playoffs.

They are:
Steelers W
@Cowboys
@Colts
@Broncos
Eagles

These are the source of most losses and the particularly those on the road. There may be an unexpected loss elsewhere, but it probably is only a Game or two at the most. Belichick's attention to detail minimizes these unexpected loses and some years there are none. So far we are 1-0 on these 5 important games. .

BradyFTW! · Sep 11, 2015

AzPatsFan said:
By my count there are only 5 games this season to be held against League powers, or teams in the Playoffs.

They are:
Steelers W
@Cowboys
@Colts
@Broncos
Eagles

These are the source of most losses and the particularly those on the road. There may be an unexpected loss elsewhere, but it probably is only a Game or two at the most. Belichick's attention to detail minimizes these unexpected loses and some years there are none. So far we are 1-0 on these 5 important games. .

I think you have to assume that at least 1 loss--likely 2, based on past precedent--will come within he division. We never expect them, but they do happen.

At least the game in Miami isn't until January; whenever that game is early in the year I worry about our guys struggling with the heat, week 1 last year being probably the best example.

Geezer Butler · Sep 11, 2015

This thread should really be a thing.

PatsBoy12 · Sep 11, 2015

Geezer Butler said:
This thread should really be a thing.

A sticky, maybe?

PatsBoy12 · Sep 11, 2015

Mods, if you're reading, can we make this a sticky all season?

newenglandsports11 · Sep 11, 2015

Can't wait for the Colts execution. Maybe Bill Polian will make an appearance

pheenix11 · Sep 21, 2015

SENTENCE EXECUTED

pheenix11 · Sep 21, 2015

Next Victim: Jacksonville Jaguars, Established 1993

Charges: Arrowgate, Apathy, Inferior Super Bowl Hosting, Redneckiness, General Suckery, Mark Brunell Crying.

Verdict: GUILTY

Sentence: FLAYING

SHOWTIME15 · Sep 21, 2015

AzPatsFan said:
By my count there are only 5 games this season to be held against League powers, or teams in the Playoffs.

They are:
Steelers W
@Cowboys
@Colts
@Broncos
Eagles

These are the source of most losses and the particularly those on the road. There may be an unexpected loss elsewhere, but it probably is only a Game or two at the most. Belichick's attention to detail minimizes these unexpected loses and some years there are none. So far we are 1-0 on these 5 important games. .

cowboys, colts and eagles are not what we thought due to injury and choking. the broncos will be the toughest test by far and we never play well in that building.

Ice_Ice_Brady · Sep 21, 2015

I love the optimism, and I've learned to never underestimate Tom and Bill, but I don't think this team is going undefeated. No sir eee. I'll take the #1 seed in the AFC though!

pheenix11 · Sep 21, 2015

Ice_Ice_Brady said:
I love the optimism, and I've learned to never underestimate Tom and Bill, but I don't think this team is going undefeated. No sir eee. I'll take the #1 seed in the AFC though!

One game at a time. We're onto Jacksonville.

Patsfanin Philly · Sep 21, 2015

pheenix11 said:
Next Victim: Buffalo Bills, Established 1960

Charges: Windgate, Releasing OJ Simpson on the world, Ruining 4 Super Bowls in the 1990's, Starting Rob JOHNSON
over Doug Flutie, Fred Smerlas, Hiring Rex Ryan

Verdict: GUILTY

Sentence: SUICIDE

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