The Patriots Cheated Tonight

The Patriots Cheated Tonight


With the game in their OWN stadium, everything was fine while Brady was passing. Then... as soon as the steelers were losing and had to pass, the rain started coming down. This rain was anything but natural. Clear intention to break the rules. What worries me is the culture of cheating. I've heard from multiple people connected to the sport of football that they often do these terrible things. This, along with all of the other things this franchise did, is a smoking gun. I'm glad you guys can all stick your head in the sand and drink the kool aid. I get it. But this is a little much. #Raingate.

I saw the wind and rain cannons on Ernie Adams's desk last night.

Those ladies aren't cheering, it's a rain dance. Ask anyone.

Sources with knowledge of the investigation confirm Ernie Adams was seen performing a "rain dance" during the game. Unfortunately he did it in a bathroom with no cameras, so this can't be proven. However, experts have concluded that the time he spent in the bathroom was enough time to complete a brief rain dance, therefore he must have been doing it.

Stadium recordings caught Ernie saying "I've got to go take a leak" before entering the bathroom. We believe the word "leak" is a reference to a rain storm.

For this transgression, Bill Belichick has even banned from football indefinitely and Tom Brady will be drawn and quartered at center field.

poor guys had to listen to zolak..dont wish that on anybody.
" unicorns, show ponies, where's the beef? "

I'm kind of jealous. Your post gets laughs and replies, while mine got merged. The mods hate me.

PatsBoy12 said:

I'm kind of jealous. Your post gets laughs and replies, while mine got merged. The mods hate me.

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keep your head up, pal. we won tonight

I was hanging from the top of the field goal post shining a laser pointer in Tomlin's eye.

Roger is commissioning Wells to fund another Exponent scientific study to explain this phenomenon...

Particularly as it was 90 degrees yesterday, what caused the Temperature to drop and water to fall from the sky????... the Patriots did it. Nothing else makes sense for Roger..

Word is the Pats had large quantities of silver iodide on the premises and parked a single engine airplane of the crop dusting variety outside the Razor. It appears Dominique Easley is an amateur pilot, and the rainfall began shortly after his exit from the game when he allegedly went to the locker room.

Wells, unfamiliar with scientific principles governing cloud seeding, is still operating under the misunderstanding that rain falls when he is sad. The Commissioner is presently directing his attention to the fans chanting "Where is Roger?" and the possibility of suspending them 4 games for conduct detrimental to the shield.

On the suspicious timing of the rain happening when his team needede to pass, Tomlin said "That's always the case here". The reporter asked him you mean only at Gillette? "Yes" Tomlin snarled.

PatsBoy12 said:

I'm kind of jealous. Your post gets laughs and replies, while mine got merged. The mods hate me.

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This is the greatest post in Patsfans history.

betterthanthealternative said:

This is the greatest post in Patsfans history.

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My spidey joke senses fail me and I don't know if you're being real or facetious. Thanks either way, I suppose. LOL

PatsBoy12 said:

My spidey joke senses fail me and I don't know if you're being real or facetious. Thanks either way, I suppose. LOL

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Just trying to give you the feedback that's missing because of the unfortunate merge! And doing it with a smile.

gitgronked82 said:

The Patriots Cheated Tonight


With the game in their OWN stadium, everything was fine while Brady was passing. Then... as soon as the steelers were losing and had to pass, the rain started coming down. This rain was anything but natural. Clear intention to break the rules. What worries me is the culture of cheating. I've heard from multiple people connected to the sport of football that they often do these terrible things. This, along with all of the other things this franchise did, is a smoking gun. I'm glad you guys can all stick your head in the sand and drink the kool aid. I get it. But this is a little much. #Raingate.

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I remember a couple of other times, that the Patriots played loose with the rules, every time the Colts would come to Foxboro in the playoffs, the weather was always weird.