What else will the media and NFL blame the Patriots for?

KDPPatsfan85 said:

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They are not just sucking his ass. THEY ARE SUCKING A LOT MORE!!

George Lucas said that Bill Belichick was the inspiration for Jar Jar Binks.

Tom Brady snubbed Paris Hilton, causing her to release a video of her with someone else as revenge.

Belichick can believe it's not butter.

FourierSeries said:

9/11

After all, we do cause Jets to crash and burn in New York every year.

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Too soon? Not many upvotes (besides mine)

True story. Malcolm Butler is the zodiac killer.

The Patriots were behind the original "-gate" Watergate. Ask Deep Throat!

BB is actually an alien and Brady a cyberg . BB of course uses his intergalactic connections to help spy .
Seriously if this was the 1690's does anyone doubt they would have been hanged or prest to death (I thought they burned them Salem...ty rog , I learned something today )

Pats responsible for the Jets drafting Gholston (this one may be true), and all of their 1st round busts

Pats responsible for Ravens players not listening when the refs did their job for them and told them who they had to cover.

It was the Patriots who knocked out Ray Rice's fiance in that elevator and beat Adrian Peterson's kids!

signbabybrady said:

I heard the Patriots killed off the dinosaurs.

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No, that's already been figured out.

Froob said:

Just heard from one of my sources that there's a very real chance the Patriots killed Kenny.

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The bastards

After Super Bowl 25, Bill Belichick introduced Whitney Houston to Bobby Brown.

Robert Kraft blackmailed Victor Kiam into making sexist statements, so he could eventually be able to buy the team on the cheap through Orthwein and join his revered other 31.

Ernie Adams made his fortune via the Big Dig.

Sfpat said:

Pats responsible for the Jets drafting Gholston (this one may be true), and all of their 1st round busts

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Lmao this is the only one they should be punished for. Taking advantage of the Jets was just too mean.

The Patriots were the ones who killed Tupac and Biggie

Anybody who's legitimately bothered by any of this is just playing themselves out, history will look very favorably at the gamesmanship of the Patriots and their greatness will be discussed for decades and decades beyond the point that anybody remembers one thing about the rest of the teams that played in the NFL over the past 20 years save maybe Manning's Colts.

Belichick's spy ring extends beyond the NFL. He has spies across the world bringing him information. He is the one behind Wikileaks--Julian Assange is the fall guy. The NSA and FBI go to him for information.

Belichick is behind the JFK and RFK assassinations.

Lindbergh Baby Kidnapping? You can be sure Belichick was the mastermind.

Belichick is responsible for Amelia Earhart going missing.

Belichick has tapped all Pats fans phones to keep them in line.

Belichick enters the minds of other coaches to find information.

Belichick spies on the CIA and NSA and they haven't caught him yet. You can't prove he isn't spying on them .

Goodell is just performing a Patriotic service for the nation.

A miniature BB, who sits on people's shoulder, whispers into their ears to do bad things. Oddly, the miniature Tony Dungy, who sits on the other side, retired because he kept losing to BB.

It can now be revealed that it was Tom Brady that threw that football that broke poor Marcia Brady's nose. And it was at Bill Belichicks direction. Goodell is now pondering punishment.