- In the interests of player safety, no players over age 38 will be permitted in play-offs
- Play-action passes will now draw a 5 yard "attempting to deceive the defense" penalty
- Not more than a single tight end 6 foot 6 inches or taller is allowed in the end zone at once
- Any network commentator that says bad things about the Commissioner or Mort can expect a steady diet of games involving the Redskins, Titans, Bucs, Jags and Oakland
- The ideal gas law within the confines of stadiums will be repealed
I'm sure there are a few more proposals I haven't heard about yet, so feel free to post any others you may have come across. Maybe Mort will leak some more of them.