Idiot Troy Vincent Pulls an MCI and Gets CRUSHED on his Own Twitter Page!

Oh, man - It just doesn't get any better than THIS!!!! Check out the comments:

https://twitter.com/TroyVincent23/status/638871649295691777

Troy VincentVerified account‏@TroyVincent23
Learn the process for how footballs are prepared for @NFL games: http://operations.nfl.com/updates/the-game/preparing-the-footballs-for-nfl-games…

Aw hell, the stuff ain't copyrighted - - I'll save you the click!! (here's the 1st 13)

1. 6:36 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
   
   Anthony Curtis ‏@AnthonyCurtis68 1h1 hour ago
   @TroyVincent23 time 2 get your head out of your a... How do you get up each day knowing how you have screwed with the game you say you love?
   
   
   
2. 6:34 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
   "Anthony Curtis ‏@AnthonyCurtis68 1h1 hour ago
   @TroyVincent23 @NFL you are so clueless. When you check the balls at random games, what do you do if some that were 12.5 are now under?
   
   
   
3. 6:06 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
   
   Frank Wycheck ‏@FrankWycheck1 2h2 hours ago
   @TroyVincent23 @NFL Why not lay out the Conduct policy like the drug policy. Players just want to know. You know this
   
   
   
4. 5:51 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
   
   Irwin M Fletcher ‏@mjbarry4 2h2 hours ago
   @TroyVincent23 @NFL @mortreport @GerryCallahan @JohnDennisWEEI so there was never a protocol before?
   
   
   
5. 5:48 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
   
   Irwin M Fletcher ‏@mjbarry4 2h2 hours ago
   @TroyVincent23 @NFL bozo
   
   
6. 1. 5:50 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
      
      Andrew Acuna ‏@AcunaAndrew 2h2 hours agoBabylon, NY
      @TroyVincent23 Did you remember to give this to players this time, you lying douchebag?
      
      
7. 1. 5:31 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
      
      
      greg ‏@greg728 2h2 hours ago
      @TroyVincent23 you mean they're not automatically deflated?
      
      
      
   2. 6:07 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
      
      
      Brett ‏@BrettPats 2h2 hours ago
      @greg728 @TroyVincent23 Vincent is a piece of ****
      
      
      
   3. 6:40 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
      
      greg ‏@greg728 1h1 hour ago
      @BrettPats @TroyVincent23 he was a pro bowl cornerback, but you're looking for a deep response. I don't have one. You win Twitter.
      
8. 7:25 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
   
   
   Bill ‏@Dad4ever3 20m20 minutes ago
   @TroyVincent23 @NFL You must suffer from Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy.
   
   
   
9. 7:15 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
   
   BeantownSports ‏@rhuq70 30m30 minutes ago
   @TroyVincent23 @NFL your lack of intellectual curiosity is so sad. Your inability to understand your incompetence is sadder. #PatriotsNation
   
   
   
10. 6:45 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
    
    
    Fred Welch ‏@fjw09080 1h1 hour ago
    @TroyVincent23 @NFL You had one job. Way to turn it into a complete **** show. #incompetence in action.
    
    
    
11. 6:40 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
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    the ghost (t long) ‏@thesportsdetox 1h1 hour ago
    @TroyVincent23 @NFL you are the laughingstock of professional sports and have damaged the shield more than any player possibly could
    
    
    
12. 6:38 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
    
    kelly power ‏@kptb12 1h1 hour ago
    @TroyVincent23 @NFL meaning the Pats? Karma is a b*tch! It's headed your way! You and @nflcommish @mortreport @ESPNNFL
    
    
    
13. 6:37 PM - 1 Sep 2015 · Details
    
    Michael Hart ‏@Michael_D_Hart 1h1 hour ago
    @TroyVincent23 @SeifertESPN @NFL it always good when a league corrects a deficiency in its system. Always after a mistake #reactive
    
    

Christopher Price @cpriceNFL
"All gauges will be certified prior to each season by Wilson Sporting Goods."

I'm dyin'

Scott Zolak ✔ @scottzolak
2015 & now you care about protocol but never before ? "Rule handbook" you should hand some out https://twitter.com/troyvincent23/status/638871649295691777…

Those idiots really have no idea what temperature change can do to footballs.

I have to admit -- I am not good at Twitter and could not believe this was a real account... If it is -- I am actually speechless...absolutely unbelievable....

If this weren't reality, I would find this all very funny. But sadly, careers and reputations have been ruined because of air pressure in football. How crazy is that?

metrowest said:

I have to admit -- I am not good at Twitter and could not believe this was a real account... If it is -- I am actually speechless...absolutely unbelievable....

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It truly is the idiot's verified account!

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Chiuba E. Obele said:

If this weren't reality, I would find this very funny. But sadly, careers and reputations have been ruined because of air pressure in football. How crazy is that?

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And not just Air pressure, but minute differences in air pressure.

Seacoast...I wanna sue somebody...anybody...you know I'm just the guy to do it too...how about I sue Vincent for "Alienation Of Brain Cells"?....sure it'd get laughed out of court, but HE'D get laughed off the planet!

FBombah ‏@FBombah 2h2 hours ago
@TroyVincent23 @NFL NASA Scientists are developing an instrument to measure exactly how ****ing stupid you, and the NFL are. Stand by.

Chiuba E. Obele said:

If this weren't reality, I would find this very funny. But sadly, careers and reputations have been ruined because of air pressure in football. How crazy is that?

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It's because certain people, media and otherwise walk home or wherever without the worry of a beat down. If some of them happened to get one maybe they'd watch their yaps spewing filth in the future. Instead, they get emboldened such as Ryan Clark spouting BS that Luck would have got 5 SB in a row with NE.

It's all about a feeling of complete security and comfort. That's how we have ended up here.

Chris Davis ‏@cmdavis16 2h2 hours ago
@TroyVincent23 @NFL is this a joke? You had no idea and you handed out fines and suspensions. At my job that gets you fired. Here's hoping!

Joe Greene ‏@josephwgreene 2h2 hours ago
@TroyVincent23 @NFL So when the data shows natural deflation, what is the NFLs process to restore Brady's reputation?

BostonPJ ‏@RobJohnson1145 2h2 hours ago
@TroyVincent23 @NFL How about the process of leaking false information to ESPN and trying 2 ruin the reputation of the GOAT w/o any evidence

Chiuba E. Obele said:

If this weren't reality, I would find this very funny. But sadly, careers and reputations have been ruined because of air pressure in football. How crazy is that?

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Welcome to 21st century America.

NewEnglandDevil ‏@NewEnglandDevil 33m33 minutes ago
ProTip: don't expose balls to inclement weather. (Read the box.) @TroyVincent23: @NFL http://operations.nfl.com/updates/the-game/preparing-the-footballs-for-nfl-games…

This is really amazing. A great example of an uncontrolled, and therefore useless, experiment. Nowhere are locker room and field temps measured and recorded. Instead of measuring the balls on the field at half time, they are taken back to the locker room where they are allowed to warm up for an uncontrolled period of time before measurement. Didn't they learn anything? Did they talk to a scientist before producing this abortion of a process? And, will the results be made public?

At designated games, selected at random, the game balls used in the first half will be collected by the KBC at halftime, and the League’s Security Representative will escort the KBC with the footballs to the Officials’ Locker room. During halftime, each game ball for both teams will be inspected in the locker room by designated members of the officiating and security crews, and the PSI results will be measured and recorded. Once measured, those game balls will then be secured and removed from play.

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1. Here's how the con works. Since the balls won't be returned to play they will bring them in, let them sit and warm up, and then measure them. Presto magico, they didn't lose pressure.

2. They're still not recording temperature in this scenario so they can't discover anything.

3. This is a tremendous waste of time. It's a big dog and pony show to pretend something is important that they know is irrelevant.

A fine twitter beating, but by far the best part of the entire experience was looking at the guy's background image. Specifically the three images of him in a suit attempting to look profound and/or majestic. The bottom one he is attempting single digit addition, the middle one he's stuttering while reading Dr Seuss, and the top one he looks like he just smoked enough weed to murder snoop. He legitimately is an imbecile...and there is nothing funnier than an imbecile trying to look smart.

The sad part is that there are competent, well meaning people with real education/experience struggling to get work, when this schmuck who owned a massage parlor and has a degree from the back of a comic book has a powerful and lucrative position.