@Mortreport: What comes around goes around.

patfanken said:

Just for the record, not only was Mort killed for his report, he was also WRONG. Are you shocked?! Mort reported a 5 year deal worth about $71MM. Just minutes later PFT got the story rightl The actual contract includes more money in his final year of his rookie contract, ultimately making it a 6 year deal for over $81MM.

Once again, in a quest for speed over accuracy, Mort got it WRONG. :rolleyes

:http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/category/rumor-mill/page/5/

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Wow. That's is amazing. You would think that he would ensure the details of his tweets given his current status. Guess not.

Tony2046 said:

Wow. That's is amazing. You would think that he would ensure the details of his tweets given his current status. Guess not.

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He doesn't know how tweeting works

Brady2Moss said:

He doesn't know how tweeting works

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Yup unfortunately he doesn't how Twitter works so he probably has no clue people respond to his tweets.

I don't know who I hate more. john Harbaugh. morteson[espn]. or Goodell.

Great timing on this thread, once again my dogs just went out for their morning Mort. Mission accomplished, two fresh streaming piles of Mort, good dogs.

captain insano said:

I don't know who I hate more. john Harbaugh. morteson[espn]. or Goodell.

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Why can't they all get a ribbon? Let's hate them all equally.

bah...he's a pig faced, pinheaded catspaw for outright devious degenerates not worth the sweat from deez nutz...destination:sloppy, fall down drunk has been in a few years....have another snort, Mort

Joker said:

bah...he's a pig faced, pinheaded catspaw for outright devious degenerates not worth the sweat from deez nutz...destination:sloppy, fall down drunk has been in a few years....have another snort, Mort

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Once upon a time this was considered hyperbole.

Times change..,...

Joker said:

bah...he's a pig faced, pinheaded catspaw for outright devious degenerates not worth the sweat from deez nutz...destination:sloppy, fall down drunk has been in a few years....have another snort, Mort

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Stop holding back, but I appreciate you keeping it safe for work.

I've been writing hyperbole for almost 9 years now trying to get ANYBODY to see the obvious sham that is the Goodell administration....finally, and by his own pinheaded hand,the truth sees the light...the Morts and Kings are just the rats scurrying as the door opens.

Brady2Moss said:

He doesn't know how tweeting works

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Seriously, Mort is lost. He's like one of those little old men in Miami Beach whose hat you can just see the top of through the driver's sidewindow rolling down the boulevard at 15 mph with his left blinker constantly on.........

Joker said:

I've been writing hyperbole for almost 9 years now trying to get ANYBODY to see the obvious sham that is the Goodell administration....finally, and by his own pinheaded hand,the truth sees the light...the Morts and Kings are just the rats scurrying as the door opens.

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And I am far from alone in Bowing down to you. We have all seen the error of our ways.

Joker said:

bah...he's a pig faced, pinheaded catspaw for outright devious degenerates not worth the sweat from deez nutz...destination:sloppy, fall down drunk has been in a few years....have another snort, Mort

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Hmmm, so in the future will we refer to his reports as the "the Mort Snort"?

I would like to use this as an opportunity to encourage all dog owners to pick up their dogs Mort.

captain insano said:

I don't know who I hate more. john Harbaugh. morteson[espn]. or Goodell.

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What is a shame is that I really didn't have a problem with Harbaugh when he started in 2008.

Not a fan of BAL the franchise but they did some good things in 2008 and 2009. After they smashed the Pats in the divisional game he was very professional and courteous to BB.

BB vouched for Harbaugh to both Newsome and Biscotti.

Then in 2012 he mouthed off about the tainted championships.

Then he *****ed about the "deceptive" nonsense.

Now hes chasing after coaches.

He has insecurity issues.

signbabybrady said:

Yup unfortunately he doesn't how Twitter works so he probably has no clue people respond to his tweets.

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Why is that "unfortunate"? I think this is the most wonderful, justified, deserved thing ever.

This is like watching that video of Qaddaffi helplessly taking that beating when the rebels pulled him out of the sewer.

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Offcier ! Officer!! He let his hound drop a Mort on my carport!! Officer!!

soon to be heard complaints from the retired South Florida Pats fans contingent...

After this season, Mort will get around to updating this tweet. Only his correction won't be an apology for getting the amount wrong. He'll just argue that the contract was for more than what he reported, so technically he is getting all the money mort said and then some extra.

Mort will now say the Falcons apologized to him for Mort f****** up again.

shmessy said:

Why is that "unfortunate". I think this is the most wonderful, justified, deserved thing ever.

This is like watching that video of Qaddaffi helplessly taking that beating when the rebels pulled him out of the sewer.

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It's unfortunate because he will never see the comments cause he doesn't know how it works.