Roger Goodell in Maine

Deus Irae said:

Photoshop contest.... some possible Goodell faces:

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"Come on Woody, you were supposed to pull out!"

fair catch fryar said:

Unfortunately, Hannaford's is a major supermarket chain in Northern New England, but I can I tell you if I ever see his face in that Hannaford's or any other store, he'll get an earful that he won't forget. I go to that very Hannaford's at least once a month and just may frequent it a little more now.

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I am seriously amazed he does his own shopping. At $44 million salary you think he'd just hire a caterer.

Tunescribe said:

I am seriously amazed he does his own shopping. At $44 million salary you think he'd just hire a caterer.

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You expect a man of such high integrity to pay someone to do his grocery shopping??? No one takes the care and love required to meet such impeccable standards as the Goodell's. Not even God Almighty could handle that load.

But seriously, another reason RG is a fkn moron, you make that much money, you shouldn't do any of that crap yourself simply out of principle.

Roger had a yard sale last weekend at his summer home in Maine, and on Monday he set out a few things that did not sell.

One-Be-Lo said:

You expect a man of such high integrity to pay someone to do his grocery shopping?

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He can't trust anyone. Last Valentine's Day he sent someone to buy a mylar balloon for his wife at the grocery store. He asked the guy to tie it to the mailbox outside his house so that she would see it when she came home. Well, on that 25-degree day that balloon ended up looking all wrinkly. Moral was: shop for balloons yourself, or else Tom Brady will somehow find a way to deflate them.

Tunescribe said:

I am seriously amazed he does his own shopping. At $44 million salary you think he'd just hire a caterer.

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I can't believe he would even show his face anywhere in New England.

Deus Irae said:

Photoshop contest.... some possible Goodell faces:

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Was it here or on Facebook I saw this photoshopped with this overlaid.

fair catch fryar said:

Unfortunately, Hannaford's is a major supermarket chain in Northern New England, but I can I tell you if I ever see his face in that Hannaford's or any other store, he'll get an earful that he won't forget. I go to that very Hannaford's at least once a month and just may frequent it a little more now.

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eeerrrrr I can see how that Cashier checkout will go...

NE cashier: Did you get everything you need Mr. Goodell ? Do you have a Hannaford's card ?

Goodell: Why yes, thank you. I do let me find it

NE cashier: Oh, did you notice their is not enouph milk in this carton Mr. Goodell

Goodell: Really, In the history of my career, I never thought about the level of milk in a carton

NE cashier: Did you not notice that the milk carton was not as full as the other milk cartons ? You
buy milk here all the time, and didnt notice that the milk carton was lighter than the others?

Goodell: I go through, like I said, this extensive process to pick out the milk, and that’s the milk carton ultimately that I want in my cereal to eat. So once I pick the milk out, then I don’t want anything other than that milk carton to be the one that I am in my kitchen eating cerial with.

NE cashier: Im sorry Mr. Goodell you will have to be banned from Hannaford's for 4 weeks. Did you find your card ?

Goodell: Oh, aw no I think I lost it driving here.

NE cashier: Really? c'mon really ?

Headed back to Maine from the ole gulf coast tomorrow. I'll accidentally deflate his tires if we cross paths.

pherein said:

NE cashier: Did you find your card ?

Goodell: Oh, aw no I think I lost it driving here.

NE cashier: Really? c'mon really ?

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He DESTROYED his card

Tunescribe said:

"Hey Stokoe -- is that rotten seaweed I smell, or did your wife uncross her legs?"

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Mrs. Goodell always brings Roger when she buys douche because when the cashier rings her out, he just assumes that Roger needs a refill.

Froob said:

Headed back to Maine from the ole gulf coast tomorrow. I'll accidentally deflate his tires if we cross paths.

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Hmm, sounds like the beginning of a Stephen King horror story..