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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.Ya that would be my first question why would he go to his Maine house in the first place.He's got a place in Maine, so he's bound to be forced to go out at some point. What he needs to do is relocate in regards to the vacation house/cabin.
Better cheek bones!!Guy on top is better looking and obviously a lot smarter than the other guy.
Do what we did, build him a couple floats for a parade
http://deadspin.com/5977808/new-orl...r-goodell-being-eaten-by-a-giant-vagina-float
Refuse to serve him
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/feb/01/new-orleans-nfl-commissioner-roger-goodell
and make some funny billboards to piss him off
He never left the hotel, unless under police escort
I will give (generous offer deleted) to the first person who pulls the flaming bag of **** trick on this idiot's front doorstep...and if that's too intimidating then driveby water balloons filled with dog crap all over the driveway...or those potato bazookas, fill 'em up and shoot rotten patatas all over the roof...wait, how about blockbusters on cigarette fuses?....yeah, lay out about two dozen M-80's with half Lucky Strikes for fuses all over the perimeter of his castle...light the cigs, walk away, record the hysteria on an I phone at 3 in the morning, smear him all over the national news, anonymously...or just screw it and go to Wal-Mart, buy the mega-bullhorn and drive back and forth in front of his mansion screaming "MORON!!"..."AZZOLE!!"..."JERKOFF!!..."PUNY PECKER!!"...maybe he snaps and rushes outside to confront you and YOU call the cops and report this crazy azzole just rushed your car and threatened your life, denting your rear fender(which YOU dented earlier{the ol NFL move HE patented})
Yeah yeah yeah, I know...I KNOW...it's illegal...but then WTF... do you think what this crazy megalomaniacal azzole has been doing to ALL OF US the past eight months is above board??
Provoking him into taking a swing would be a golden moment. I'd gladly take a punch from that oaf but no one ever would hear about it, unfortunately. Lawyers are funny that way.I will give (generous offer deleted) to the first person who pulls the flaming bag of **** trick on this idiot's front doorstep...and if that's too intimidating then driveby water balloons filled with dog crap all over the driveway...or those potato bazookas, fill 'em up and shoot rotten patatas all over the roof...wait, how about blockbusters on cigarette fuses?....yeah, lay out about two dozen M-80's with half Lucky Strikes for fuses all over the perimeter of his castle...light the cigs, walk away, record the hysteria on an I phone at 3 in the morning, smear him all over the national news, anonymously...or just screw it and go to Wal-Mart, buy the mega-bullhorn and drive back and forth in front of his mansion screaming "MORON!!"..."AZZOLE!!"..."JERKOFF!!..."PUNY PECKER!!"...maybe he snaps and rushes outside to confront you and YOU call the cops and report this crazy azzole just rushed your car and threatened your life, denting your rear fender(which YOU dented earlier{the ol NFL move HE patented})
Yeah yeah yeah, I know...I KNOW...it's illegal...but then WTF... do you think what this crazy megalomaniacal azzole has been doing to ALL OF US the past eight months is above board??
I'm disappointed. I thought some form of fire and blue face/body paint would be involved.My Roger Goodell Fantasy:
I hope he goes swimming and a lobster cuts his **** off
I will give (generous offer deleted) to the first person who pulls the flaming bag of **** trick on this idiot's front doorstep...and if that's too intimidating then driveby water balloons filled with dog crap all over the driveway...or those potato bazookas, fill 'em up and shoot rotten patatas all over the roof...wait, how about blockbusters on cigarette fuses?....yeah, lay out about two dozen M-80's with half Lucky Strikes for fuses all over the perimeter of his castle...light the cigs, walk away, record the hysteria on an I phone at 3 in the morning, smear him all over the national news, anonymously...or just screw it and go to Wal-Mart, buy the mega-bullhorn and drive back and forth in front of his mansion screaming "MORON!!"..."AZZOLE!!"..."JERKOFF!!..."PUNY PECKER!!"...maybe he snaps and rushes outside to confront you and YOU call the cops and report this crazy azzole just rushed your car and threatened your life, denting your rear fender(which YOU dented earlier{the ol NFL move HE patented})
Yeah yeah yeah, I know...I KNOW...it's illegal...but then WTF... do you think what this crazy megalomaniacal azzole has been doing to ALL OF US the past eight months is above board??
Unfortunately, Hannaford's is a major supermarket chain in Northern New England, but I can I tell you if I ever see his face in that Hannaford's or any other store, he'll get an earful that he won't forget. I go to that very Hannaford's at least once a month and just may frequent it a little more now.If I were the owner of that store I would tell him that his business was not welcome there and that he would have to leave. If he put up a stink I would ask him if he would like to talk to the manager. If he does, "Well I am the owner and will also hear your appeal. Appeal denied. Now get out before I call the police and have you arrested." Seriously, the man should be banned from almost everywhere in these parts.