Roger Goodell in Maine

Clonamery · Aug 25, 2015

Hey, Roger, that feeling you have that someone is watching you is called the "Joker Effect."

Good luck with that....

Deus Irae · Aug 25, 2015

Tony2046 said:
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That's what I'm talking about!

Zeus · Aug 25, 2015

Tony2046 said:
@Armchair Quarterback : Here is a look alike.

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Guy on top is better looking and obviously a lot smarter than the other guy.

Tony2046 · Aug 25, 2015

Kim Dong Rog

Tony2046 · Aug 25, 2015

Rogers Judicial Scale. (Found this on the internet)

pherein · Aug 25, 2015

Do what we did, build him a couple floats for a parade
http://deadspin.com/5977808/new-orl...r-goodell-being-eaten-by-a-giant-vagina-float

Refuse to serve him
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/feb/01/new-orleans-nfl-commissioner-roger-goodell

and make some funny billboards to piss him off

He never left the hotel, unless under police escort

JJC · Aug 25, 2015

Actually just realized how much he reminds me of Bunchy on Ray Donovan.

Although those attempts at accents suck.

pats4life12 · Aug 25, 2015

supafly said:
He's got a place in Maine, so he's bound to be forced to go out at some point. What he needs to do is relocate in regards to the vacation house/cabin.

Ya that would be my first question why would he go to his Maine house in the first place.

Silver Blue&Red · Aug 25, 2015

Zeus said:
Guy on top is better looking and obviously a lot smarter than the other guy.

Better cheek bones!!

Tunescribe · Aug 25, 2015

pherein said:
Do what we did, build him a couple floats for a parade
http://deadspin.com/5977808/new-orl...r-goodell-being-eaten-by-a-giant-vagina-float

Refuse to serve him
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/feb/01/new-orleans-nfl-commissioner-roger-goodell

and make some funny billboards to piss him off

He never left the hotel, unless under police escort

Joker · Aug 25, 2015

I will give (generous offer deleted) to the first person who pulls the flaming bag of **** trick on this idiot's front doorstep...and if that's too intimidating then driveby water balloons filled with dog crap all over the driveway...or those potato bazookas, fill 'em up and shoot rotten patatas all over the roof...wait, how about blockbusters on cigarette fuses?....yeah, lay out about two dozen M-80's with half Lucky Strikes for fuses all over the perimeter of his castle...light the cigs, walk away, record the hysteria on an I phone at 3 in the morning, smear him all over the national news, anonymously...or just screw it and go to Wal-Mart, buy the mega-bullhorn and drive back and forth in front of his mansion screaming "MORON!!"..."AZZOLE!!"..."JERKOFF!!..."PUNY PECKER!!"...maybe he snaps and rushes outside to confront you and YOU call the cops and report this crazy azzole just rushed your car and threatened your life, denting your rear fender(which YOU dented earlier{the ol NFL move HE patented})

Yeah yeah yeah, I know...I KNOW...it's illegal...but then WTF... do you think what this crazy megalomaniacal azzole has been doing to ALL OF US the past eight months is above board??

meatface · Aug 25, 2015

I hope he goes swimming and a lobster cuts his **** off

Deus Irae · Aug 25, 2015

Joker said:
I will give (generous offer deleted) to the first person who pulls the flaming bag of **** trick on this idiot's front doorstep...and if that's too intimidating then driveby water balloons filled with dog crap all over the driveway...or those potato bazookas, fill 'em up and shoot rotten patatas all over the roof...wait, how about blockbusters on cigarette fuses?....yeah, lay out about two dozen M-80's with half Lucky Strikes for fuses all over the perimeter of his castle...light the cigs, walk away, record the hysteria on an I phone at 3 in the morning, smear him all over the national news, anonymously...or just screw it and go to Wal-Mart, buy the mega-bullhorn and drive back and forth in front of his mansion screaming "MORON!!"..."AZZOLE!!"..."JERKOFF!!..."PUNY PECKER!!"...maybe he snaps and rushes outside to confront you and YOU call the cops and report this crazy azzole just rushed your car and threatened your life, denting your rear fender(which YOU dented earlier{the ol NFL move HE patented})

Yeah yeah yeah, I know...I KNOW...it's illegal...but then WTF... do you think what this crazy megalomaniacal azzole has been doing to ALL OF US the past eight months is above board??

Dude, you just need a fall guy.

Patriot Missile · Aug 25, 2015

Sorry to the surrounding residents in Goodells neighborhood. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

Tunescribe · Aug 25, 2015

Joker said:
I will give (generous offer deleted) to the first person who pulls the flaming bag of **** trick on this idiot's front doorstep...and if that's too intimidating then driveby water balloons filled with dog crap all over the driveway...or those potato bazookas, fill 'em up and shoot rotten patatas all over the roof...wait, how about blockbusters on cigarette fuses?....yeah, lay out about two dozen M-80's with half Lucky Strikes for fuses all over the perimeter of his castle...light the cigs, walk away, record the hysteria on an I phone at 3 in the morning, smear him all over the national news, anonymously...or just screw it and go to Wal-Mart, buy the mega-bullhorn and drive back and forth in front of his mansion screaming "MORON!!"..."AZZOLE!!"..."JERKOFF!!..."PUNY PECKER!!"...maybe he snaps and rushes outside to confront you and YOU call the cops and report this crazy azzole just rushed your car and threatened your life, denting your rear fender(which YOU dented earlier{the ol NFL move HE patented})

Yeah yeah yeah, I know...I KNOW...it's illegal...but then WTF... do you think what this crazy megalomaniacal azzole has been doing to ALL OF US the past eight months is above board??

Provoking him into taking a swing would be a golden moment. I'd gladly take a punch from that oaf but no one ever would hear about it, unfortunately. Lawyers are funny that way.

I wonder what trips his trigger. "Hey Stokoe -- is that rotten seaweed I smell, or did your wife uncross her legs?"

Galeb · Aug 25, 2015

Off The Grid said:
My Roger Goodell Fantasy:

I'm disappointed. I thought some form of fire and blue face/body paint would be involved.

Tony2046 · Aug 25, 2015

meatface said:
I hope he goes swimming and a lobster cuts his **** off

HAHAHAHA

Zeus · Aug 25, 2015

Joker said:
I will give (generous offer deleted) to the first person who pulls the flaming bag of **** trick on this idiot's front doorstep...and if that's too intimidating then driveby water balloons filled with dog crap all over the driveway...or those potato bazookas, fill 'em up and shoot rotten patatas all over the roof...wait, how about blockbusters on cigarette fuses?....yeah, lay out about two dozen M-80's with half Lucky Strikes for fuses all over the perimeter of his castle...light the cigs, walk away, record the hysteria on an I phone at 3 in the morning, smear him all over the national news, anonymously...or just screw it and go to Wal-Mart, buy the mega-bullhorn and drive back and forth in front of his mansion screaming "MORON!!"..."AZZOLE!!"..."JERKOFF!!..."PUNY PECKER!!"...maybe he snaps and rushes outside to confront you and YOU call the cops and report this crazy azzole just rushed your car and threatened your life, denting your rear fender(which YOU dented earlier{the ol NFL move HE patented})

Yeah yeah yeah, I know...I KNOW...it's illegal...but then WTF... do you think what this crazy megalomaniacal azzole has been doing to ALL OF US the past eight months is above board??

Read elsewhere that NFL regards Commissioner Scheisskopf as more important to global/interplanetary/galactic security and economic interests than POTUS. I'm very concerned that FBI, Secret Service, ATF, Homeland Security and Mike Kensil are monitoring all electronic communications and are trailing your movements (bowel and otherwise).

Sorry to alarm you, given your well-documented precarious state of mind. Please advise regarding next steps in the event you disappear without explanation. Use the usual emergency protocols.

Patriot Missile · Aug 25, 2015

He needs to find another location to vacation. I suggest someplace a little warmer.

fair catch fryar · Aug 25, 2015

BSR said:
If I were the owner of that store I would tell him that his business was not welcome there and that he would have to leave. If he put up a stink I would ask him if he would like to talk to the manager. If he does, "Well I am the owner and will also hear your appeal. Appeal denied. Now get out before I call the police and have you arrested." Seriously, the man should be banned from almost everywhere in these parts.

Unfortunately, Hannaford's is a major supermarket chain in Northern New England, but I can I tell you if I ever see his face in that Hannaford's or any other store, he'll get an earful that he won't forget. I go to that very Hannaford's at least once a month and just may frequent it a little more now.

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