Roger Goodell in Maine

http://wjbq.com/one-of-our-employee...dy-at-roger-goodell-in-a-grocery-store-video/

Not all is going smoothly for him.

If Goodell was a smart man, he wouldn't go anywhere near New England for the next few years at least.

Then again, nobody ever accused him of being a smart man.

It puzzles me why he would ever go to a public place in New England.

This practically screams out for some photoshop work...

Lucky he wasn't stabbed or some crazy ish

Waiting for headline something like this:

Photoshop contest.... some possible Goodell faces:

Have at it, gentlemen...

pats4life12 said:

It puzzles me why he would ever go to a public place in New England.

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He's got a place in Maine, so he's bound to be forced to go out at some point. What he needs to do is relocate in regards to the vacation house/cabin.

Deus Irae said:

Photoshop contest.... some possible Goodell faces:

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"That damn kid from Twilight Zone took my mouth away."

Fencer said:

http://wjbq.com/one-of-our-employee...dy-at-roger-goodell-in-a-grocery-store-video/

Not all is going smoothly for him.

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I don't think anyone wants to see Goodell harmed physically. . . . Publicly exposed and disgraced . . . yes, physically hurt . . . no.

However, if his lobster bisque at the local restaurants was found to have an unusually high urine content . . .

Deus Irae said:

Photoshop contest.... some possible Goodell faces:

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Can't figure out why my mouth always tastes like ****, even after I just brushed my teeth. Must be something I'm full of.

YOUGOTMOSSED said:

I don't think anyone wants to see Goodell harmed physically. . . . Publicly exposed and disgraced . . . yes, physically hurt . . . no.

However, if his lobster bisque at the local restaurants was found to have an unusually high urine content . . .

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Speak for yourself.

Deus Irae said:

Photoshop contest.... some possible Goodell faces:

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"I've tried everything I can to make the Patriots disappear and they just keep winning...What was that magic mouth twitchy thing that Samantha on Bewitched used to do to make things disappear? "

If I were the owner of that store I would tell him that his business was not welcome there and that he would have to leave. If he put up a stink I would ask him if he would like to talk to the manager. If he does, "Well I am the owner and will also hear your appeal. Appeal denied. Now get out before I call the police and have you arrested." Seriously, the man should be banned from almost everywhere in these parts.

That guy was a lot nicer than I would have been. I'm not a violent or aggressive guy, but I would have started swearing at him. I don't care if his wife was there, she should hear it. Profanities would fly, I would get in his face and demand why he's such a f'ing liar. I would point out every one of his lies and called him an imbecile for not knowing simple science. I would have followed him to his car and not shut up.

How about a Goodell look-a-like thread? Not only do they look the same, they have a similar public speaking presence and style, although Beaker makes more sense when he speaks.

Deus Irae said:

This practically screams out for some photoshop work...

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@Armchair Quarterback : Here is a look alike.