INDY COLTS Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Charmin-soft whiner watch

The NFL* is turning into a whiny, soap-opera, reality show.. and the Colts are leading the way!!

Beginning to think Inday fans are worse then Jets fans...

So... can we rehabilitate Reggie Wayne such that he does not reek of Colt?

It would be great having him score the last 3 touchdowns and 2 point conversions in an 88-14 victory in game 5!

PATS16N0 said:

My new favorite thread.

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Wish there was a way to add sound.

The hand-to-hand combat leitmotiv from the original Star Trek comes to mind.

It may be a rerun, but worth it

I'm surprised nobody brings up their whiny radio announcer Bob Lamey. Just pinch your nose closed and anyone can imitate him. Try it yourself and then whine about pass interference every play and you'll sound just like him.

InRodWeRust said:

I'm surprised nobody brings up their whiny radio announcer Bob Lamey. Just pinch your nose closed and anyone can imitate him. Try it yourself and then whine about pass interference every play and you'll sound just like him.

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one of the most annoying radio guys. up there with that idiot from philly.

India-no-place, where self-pity and loser recrimination is elevated to an art form.

Even the newspaper readership there is beginning to state their embarrassment.

Other than the fact that it is in the middle of nowhere, I cannot imagine ever having to live there and root for a hometown team owned by a spoiled, drugged out rich kid that creates Deflategate, puts up "nice try" banners, plays arena football and gives Stephen A. Smith wannabes like that Doyel hick a playpen as a platform:

https://twitter.com/robertmathis98/status/636242223395377152

ROBERT MATHIS The1stVerified account‏@RobertMathis98
@indystar is this for real??? Did you really just do this?

All I have to do is read a thread title and I immediately know whether or not the thread was created by shmessy.

Shouldnt it be Patriot AND traitor?

To my complete and utter non-surprise, the author was none other than esteemed ****head Gregg Doyel.

The only reason to ever venture into Indiana is to go to Three Floyds Brewing Company... but hopefully you can skip the trip and just pick their beer up in another state that has it.

Awful fans, a Charmin-soft loser football team, and a scumbag media. And to think that some of you were saying last season that you didn't hate the Colts anymore with Manning gone. Shame on you.

We all know 5 year olds who are more mature than Doyel. C'mon - that's just plain embarrassing.

Gronkowski123 said:

one of the most annoying radio guys. up there with that idiot from philly.

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The Indy guy is the worst. Besides his horrible voice, I hate how he calls everybody by their first name. "Peyton throws to Reggie !!!!!", hate that. Besides the Philly guy, I hate the Jet's guy too, horrible voice like the Indy guy. Don't know who they are, but the Denver guys are pretty good.

ArchAngel007 said:

I actually like Andrew Luck to bad he plays for such a piece of **** of a franchise

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He seems like a decent guy to me as well. I have no issues with Luck....except with women!!

The Colts have never seemed to acquire that persistent hunger it takes to win year after year....but then again, I only know one team that has that figured out.

Jackson 2 said:

He's a douche.

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Now you read like every other Patriots/Brady-hater....you don't need a reason, he's just a douche.

KontradictioN said:

Awful fans, a Charmin-soft loser football team, and a scumbag media. And to think that some of you were saying last season that you didn't hate the Colts anymore with Manning gone. Shame on you.

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And they were gifted a SB win in 2006. First they cheated in beating us by piping in noise and heat (hey other team's fans accuse us as cheating for them losing). Then they played a horrible team in the Bears, and beat them by shutting down their horrible offense, and using a great running game, won the game DESPITE Peyton Manning, who in no way shape or form deserved the SB MVP.

scott99 said:

The Indy guy is the worst. Besides his horrible voice, I hate how he calls everybody by their first name. "Peyton throws to Reggie !!!!!", hate that. Besides the Philly guy, I hate the Jet's guy too, horrible voice like the Indy guy. Don't know who they are, but the Denver guys are pretty good.

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I realize this is getting kind of far off topic, but speaking of announcers, the Pittsburgh radio guy is pretty awful too.

Jlaff said:

This thread also needs a handy link to Bill Burr's "Cry Baby Colts" podcast.

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Whenever I talk to people at my company headquarters in California, they ask me "why does everyone in New England use the F-word so often?"....and that pisses me the F*** off!!

I usually tell them to come here for a year and see how they talk after 7 fuggn months with no leaves on our trees!