PATS16N0
Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract
- Joined
- Jan 19, 2012
- Messages
- 6,073
- Reaction score
- 7,073
Video taping guys with flags.
Jamming QB radio communications.
Bugging visiting team locker room.
Having secret code language where requesting balls at 12.5 PSI is actually green lighting a conspiracy to play football with flat footballs.
Using drones to spy on opposing team practices.
Paying off referees.
You'll never stop us because we control all our cheating schemes from our secret moon base, where Bill Belichick and Tom Brady, secretly Reptilian Overlords, devise new ways to fool and cheat your poor teams who would no doubt win the Superbowl were it not for their wicked conspiracies.
We know your every move before you do.
You think you know how we cheat? You don't know ****.
Meet Doug, AKA "the Oracle"
He knows all your ****ing plays.
LEARN THE FULL AND TERRIBLE TRUTH ABOUT HOW THE PATRIOTS HAVE BEEN CHEATING YOUR TEAM FOR DECADES IN MY NEW VIDEO! THE VIDEO NEW ENGLAND DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE.
Jamming QB radio communications.
Bugging visiting team locker room.
Having secret code language where requesting balls at 12.5 PSI is actually green lighting a conspiracy to play football with flat footballs.
Using drones to spy on opposing team practices.
Paying off referees.
You'll never stop us because we control all our cheating schemes from our secret moon base, where Bill Belichick and Tom Brady, secretly Reptilian Overlords, devise new ways to fool and cheat your poor teams who would no doubt win the Superbowl were it not for their wicked conspiracies.
We know your every move before you do.
You think you know how we cheat? You don't know ****.
Meet Doug, AKA "the Oracle"
He knows all your ****ing plays.
LEARN THE FULL AND TERRIBLE TRUTH ABOUT HOW THE PATRIOTS HAVE BEEN CHEATING YOUR TEAM FOR DECADES IN MY NEW VIDEO! THE VIDEO NEW ENGLAND DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE.
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