Jets Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

Mike Kensil = The Jets Suck

Game of Thrones. Stupid, it's just unbelievably stupid. Just scan it, it's too difficult to read..

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on...f-thrones-after-george-rr-martin-attends-camp

Hilarious! The Green Beans might be struggling in camp, but their fans are in mid-season form!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/08/09/geno-smith-hears-early-boos-at-metlife-practice/

The NY Post attacks Brady's wife and seeks to start an Inflategate controversy. Of course these scumbags could care less about Tom and Giselle's children, who will grow up into this world of rotten, vile, scum saucking pieces of excrement.

http://pagesix.com/2015/08/10/gisele-spotted-for-first-time-since-sneaking-into-surgery-clinic/

Aw, look -- the bust has a busted wrist tendon and is out six to eight weeks. More (well-deserved) bad luck for the Green Beans:

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/08/07/jets-dee-milliner-out-6-8-weeks-with-wrist-injury/

Anyone hear what will happen to Sheldon Richardson over his most recent arrest? Or has that been swept under the rug?

you really need to ask THAT?

BTW, I saw a clip of Wilkerson today...looks like he ate half of Texas. Strained hamstring.

Tunescribe said:

Anyone hear what will happen to Sheldon Richardson over his most recent arrest? Or has that been swept under the rug?

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My guess is that goodell will eliminate the suspension by issuing a statement to the effect of "Richardson is a fine young man with no past issues, and I would never purposely tarnish the reputation of one of the NFL's good guys. Just because I'm commissioner doesn't give me the right to play judge jury and executioner"

Joker said:

The NY Post attacks Brady's wife and seeks to start an Inflategate controversy. Of course these scumbags could care less about Tom and Giselle's children, who will grow up into this world of rotten, vile, scum sucking pieces of excrement.

http://pagesix.com/2015/08/10/gisele-spotted-for-first-time-since-sneaking-into-surgery-clinic/

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Wait, T&G are moving to New York?

But Geno Smith is soooooo improved. He is rdy for the next step, no ?

farn said:

But Geno Smith is soooooo improved. He is rdy for the next step, no ?

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Actually he is. Once the Omissioner gets all of the opposition disqualified, the Rats will control their own destiny.

Just yesterday during practice the Rats offense had the ball on their own 1 yard line when the coaches pulled the defense off the field for a 10 minute break.

Geno Smith proceeded to drive the offense 99 yards in just 5 plays for a TD.

farn said:

But Geno Smith is soooooo improved. He is rdy for the next step, no ?

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That's what Revis says (by way of prayer and wishful thinking).

farn said:

But Geno Smith is soooooo improved. He is rdy for the next step, no ?

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Like occasionally throwing the ball to members of his own team?

The Gr8est said:

Just yesterday during practice the Rats offense had the ball on their own 1 yard line when the coaches pulled the defense off the field for a 10 minute break. Geno Smith proceeded to drive the offense 99 yards in just 5 plays for a TD.

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I heard the drive took 9 minutes and 12 plays. The touchdown occurred on fourth-and-one -- a tackle-eligible pass that finally succeeded after the previously three were incomplete (two overthrows, one drop). On the sideline the entire defense gave Gee-No! a standing ovation.

Tunescribe said:

I heard the drive took 9 minutes and 12 plays. The touchdown occurred on fourth-and-one -- a tackle-eligible pass that finally succeeded after the previously three were incomplete (two overthrows, one drop). On the sideline the entire defense gave Gee-No! a standing ovation.

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A key play was a fake punt where the Rats were able to pick up a crucial first down by the nose of the football.

The Gr8est said:

A key play was a fake punt where the Rats were able to pick up a crucial first down by the nose of the football.

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The team's film study that night revealed that the touchdown didn't count because the offensive tackle who caught the pass failed to report as eligible.

The Pugilist!

Too early to nominate Ik to the Patriots HOF?

PatsWickedPissah said:

Too early to nominate Ik to the Patriots HOF?

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I'm guessing Jets fans would claim him for their own HOF.

Joker said:

My current life as a Jets fan:

- I celebrate first downs the way other teams celebrate touchdowns

- Last year, the Jets lost to the Patriots by 1 point in one game and 2 points in the other. Those were the happiest moments of the NFL season for me

- I actually said, out loud and completely seriously, “I’m excited they signed Ryan Fitzpatrick this year!!”

- Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Kill me.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-new-york-jets-1720356172

Hot fudge sundaes all around, Pats fans! This page is PURE SUGAR

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This one is so good that I don't want to read all of them now. I'll save some of the candy for later.