Colts want people to bring their unused prescription drugs (no joke)

It beats doing drive-byes through Indy's hood.

I can't get to twitter from behind work's firewall but I hope some Pat's fans troll that message with "What's Jim looking for to fill his fix" and things of that nature.

We already have a thread on this

This isn't from the onion?

everlong said:

It beats doing drive-byes through Indy's hood.

I can't get to twitter from behind work's firewall but I hope some Pat's fans troll that message with "What's Jim looking for to fill his fix" and things of that nature.

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The copious replies in that Twitter box are CLASSIC!!!!!!

They should have their female fans bring all of their Midol reserves for all 53 of the effeminate players on the team's roster.

Here's just a sampling:

jim lohmar ‏@jimlohmar 30m30 minutes ago
fair to say that the @Colts have written thursday's best tweet, so everybody please logoff. we'll see you tomorrow

Ocho Fisho ‏@OchoFisho 30m30 minutes ago
@Colts "these prescriptions will then be disposed into Mr. Irsay's Fiero.


FBombah ‏@FBombah 13m13 minutes ago
@Colts THIS IS GENIUS! And we all thought Irsay was way too stoned! #ColtsCrack pic.twitter.com/pVnxnC8dS3

DynastyDriven ‏@DynastyDriven 14m14 minutes ago
@Colts Party at @JimIrsay house!! #Integrity @scottzolak pic.twitter.com/oRBJoD6uVy

Sean Parrell ‏@SCP72 13m13 minutes ago
@Colts @MikeFromATown that's one way to replenish your supply...

Kyle Fach ‏@KyleFach 31m31 minutes ago
@Colts Wow. Guess @JimIrsay has been banned from all local Walgreens. Getting a little desperate.


Michael Rosati ‏@mrosati56 54m54 minutes ago
@Colts this...... Can't be real, can it?

Sicilian said:

Not to be outdone, Ray Rice is opening his home as a battered women's shelter, Adrian Peterson is starting a daycare program, and Josh Gordon has promised if you bring him your weed, he'll flush it down the toilet for you.

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This thread and your post gave me a good laugh. Thanks!

Edit: Reading the twitter replies is pure comedy!

Tunescribe said:

I'll say it before some other wise-ass chimes in: Tom Brady is promoting highway safety by distributing free tire pressure gauges at area service stations.

IT'S A JOKE!!!

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Hater.

TommyBrady12 said:

We already have a thread on this

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Thanks, didn't see it. Merged.

Whats next, filtering drugs from his urine so he can get high again? I may have just started their next recycling program.

I'm actually thinking this might be a clever PR move.

Rather than have people ask Irsay and the team about their involvement in Defame-gate, people will be all over this topic.

doesntmatter1 said:

Whats next, filtering drugs from his urine so he can get high again? I may have just started their next recycling program.

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Believe it or not, there's some psychedelics that make you trip harder after passed in urine. People have been tripping of of Shaman piss for millenia.

RelocatedPatFan said:

I'm actually thinking this might be a clever PR move.

Rather than have people ask Irsay and the team about their involvement in Defame-gate, people will be all over this topic.

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Time for another banner raising.

"Cleanest Uniforms - 2014"

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Party at Irsay's house Sunday night!

Irsay is going to need a few more of these to move his own stash.

JMC00 said:

Indianapolis Colts ‏@Colts 24m24 minutes ago
Bring unused or expired Rx prescriptions for safe disposal to #ColtsCamp on 8/9 & receive the 2014 highlight DVD! http://indcolts.co/HsbCvj

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When did Irsay change his first name to "safe?"

Rich Levine‏@rich_levine
Bring your white suits or any other murder evidence for safe disposal to #RavensCamp and receive a free Joe Flacco bobblehead!

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Seriously? People turn in their drugs and then they give them the 2014 highlights???

Those poor souls, they'll be rewatching the AFCCG and will reach for their Xanax, but it won't be there.

I give it 2 weeks before Irsay is caught with 1,000 pills again and 25K in cash....