Ode to Roger Goodell

Ode to Roger Goodell

We stood on an elevator and Roger farted
He then blamed me as we all departed,
I pointed to the stain in the back of his pants
but they continued to pound me with accusatory rants,
belittled and betrayed I went out on a limb
I asked "how is it me when the smell follows him?",
my actions were futile and my spirit began to fray
So I ran to a source that would see the logic my way,
the fans of the pats who are educated and bright
and full of tenacity and a willingness to fight,
They tracked Roger down and pinned his cronies to a wall
and one by one their stories began to fall,
The last thing I remember as I left the scene
was Roger in tears kissing Brady's four f***ing rings.

PatsFanInVa said:

He fired an assistant but the Pats fans kept a comin'
He wasn't nigh as arrogant with his Shield* shot to hell
He fired another and then began to runnin'
Along with Wells and Pash and the mighty NFL*

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Well done! Perfectly fits into the Battle of New Orleans tune.

Time for an encore performance: https://soundcloud.com/baverch/deflategate

it's alright, little Johnny / you don't have to be blue /
it's not about the football / it's a vendetta true /

it's alright, little Janey / you can still believe /
that what is good and righteous / is still plain to see /

in a world full of heroes / there are those who fall short /
they'll carp from the sidelines / making claims with no support /
there are few things in the world as hard as to see /
the greatness that escapes you claimed by your enemy /

how do you talk to your kids about deflategate /
it’s how you talk to your kids about losing with grace /
how do you take away all one's accomplished /
with just the outrageous claims of the vanquished foe

it’s alright little darling / we all know the truth
not-so-secret agendas / on Park Avenue

to puff up their egos / they subvert and defame
all while crying about “the integrity of the game”

FREE TOMMY!