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ehh its not like he was playing football in cold weather guys, I think he should get a pass here.
 
Sheldon Richardson should announce that he was speeding to try and prevent Tom Brady from destroying more evidence. Then he should tell them that the weed was for medical purposes brought on by the stress that the Patriots lack of respect for the integrity of the game has brought.
 
Funniest of all is that the Richardson incident occurred on the 14th and Woody's Green Beans didn't find out about it 'til today -- SIXTEEN DAYS LATER! (About as long as it takes Gee-No! to read a defense after dropping back to pass.)
 
Ran this through the Goodell Punishment Generator and this is what I got.

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

You have been suspended 6 games because, in your words: “Drove at 123 miles per hour with a hand gun and a 12 year old in my car”
http://deadspin.com/taste-roger-goodells-wrath-with-our-nfl-punishment-gene-1720846778
I was suspended four games for spilling some milk. Given how Brady's case was handled, that seems about right.
 
deer? that reminds me...


"Curly – “Oh, see the deer. Has the deer a little doe?”
Moe – “Ya, two bucks”. ( smack ) - "
 
Roger is shopping for a more friendly excessive speed, pot, loaded gun, child endangerment court venue. Maybe he can get a discount rate for volume business in Manhattan?
 
Big question is ...is there video? Maybe from the Police das cam
Funniest of all is that the Richardson incident occurred on the 14th and Woody's Green Beans didn't find out about it 'til today -- SIXTEEN DAYS LATER! (About as long as it takes Gee-No! to read a defense after dropping back to pass.)
I think they were "generally aware" :D
 
This is how goody comes up with his punishment, the random 'Wheel of Punishment'. He spins it and goes with what comes up. Luckily no one has gotten death Yet.

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It's much simpler than that.

Step 1: Is the player a New England Patriot? If yes, biggest punishment in the history of the league and leak damaging albeit questionably accurate info about said player. If no then standard punishment.
Step 2: Upon appeal, non-Patriot punishments reduced. Patriot punishments upheld and additional damaging leak(s) to trusted press stooges.
 
Whew! Here I thought the Jets actually got a high first round pick right. He looks to be turning into the defense version of Josh Gordon.
 
that's 10 more games for the weed, plus a few more for the other stuff.......see you at some point in 2016 sheldon!!!

LMAO.......c'mon roger, make up some **** about him.....integrity!!!

but sheldon will say 'I was driving, not smoking....I got it 2nd hand'

roger will say ..... ok..... 1 game
 
will be very interested to see what it says on his phone
 
Whew! Here I thought the Jets actually got a high first round pick right.

If the Jets were after a high first round pick, they sure found one! :D
 
Well that didn't take long to return banner favor.
 
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