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For those afflicted, you have come to the right place - we at PatsFans.com can help. ;)



OCD (Obsessive Colt Disorder) - Fixating on Peyton - now Luck, and the Colts in general.

Bad Cow Disease - The annual choking of the Cowboys either late in the regular season or early in the playoffs. Symptoms include Tony OhNo performing the opposite of Brady in the clutch, but the root cause is his boss playing fantasy football.

ADHD (Attention Denver Hyperactivity Disorder) - All the activity John Elway has in building a SB team around Peyton - "the future is now."
 
For those afflicted, you have come to the right place - we at PatsFans.com can help. ;)



OCD (Obsessive Colt Disorder) - Fixating on Peyton - now Luck, and the Colts in general.

Bad Cow Disease - The annual choking of the Cowboys either late in the regular season or early in the playoffs. Symptoms include Tony OhNo performing the opposite of Brady in the clutch, but the root cause is his boss playing fantasy football.

ADHD (Attention Denver Hyperactivity Disorder) - All the activity John Elway has in building a SB team around Peyton - "the future is now."

The Colts are bad at football. OCD must be a tough one.

ADHD is like its mutation only a little sadder and a little more pathetic.
 
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