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The Goodell Punishment Generator says:

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

You have been suspended 2 games because, in your words: “Speeding on the highway at 143 MPH in a road race, then leading police on a high speed chase until pulled over. I was charged with resisting arrest, speeding, following too closely, failure to use lights and failing to obey a traffic signal.”
 
Nothing to see here, folks. This is a Jets player. They aren't expected to behave.
 
Was it more probable then not?
 
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Dear rule-breaker,

For resisting arrest after drag racing, you have to wrestle Jose Canseco. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

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Goodell will give him a $10,000 fine, and then allow him to use it to attend driver training school.
 
He is already missing the 1st 4 games for substance abuse
 
For the speeding offence Tom Brady will serve another 2 game ban and the NE patriots will lose their 2017 first rd. Pick.


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Suspending him would be a reward. Should reduce his current suspension so he has to play for the Jets even more.
 
He's already suspended the first four games for weed. Since he's a Green Bean, Goodell probably will suspend him another two games and cut the first suspension in half.
 
You cannot possibly drive 143, especially with a 12 year old, without being guilty of reckless driving or driving to endanger. Not even a charge?
 
"I smelled a very strong odor of burned marijuana emanating from the vehicle, and all passengers smelled of burned marijuana."

So there's a key point here, because the substance abuse policy is automatic. He already has a 4 game suspension, and the next incident after that comes with a 10 games suspension. I just don't know if that little bit of wording means that they'll charge him with anything marijuana related. It seems they have a few other things to worry about that are a bigger deal, but that don't trigger automatic suspensions.
 
This is how goody comes up with his punishment, the random 'Wheel of Punishment'. He spins it and goes with what comes up. Luckily no one has gotten death Yet.

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"I smelled a very strong odor of burned marijuana emanating from the vehicle, and all passengers smelled of burned marijuana."

So there's a key point here, because the substance abuse policy is automatic. He already has a 4 game suspension, and the next incident after that comes with a 10 games suspension. I just don't know if that little bit of wording means that they'll charge him with anything marijuana related. It seems they have a few other things to worry about that are a bigger deal, but that don't trigger automatic suspensions.
With a 12 year old passenger
 
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