What should brady do with the first touchdown ball he throws next season?

How can Brady really flip off the league?

He'll hand it to the ref, celebrate with his teammates, and walk to the sideline.

Find a camera and squeeze the ball as hard as he can in one hand.

If there is an NFL shield anywhere on the field for the opening night festivities, Gronk-spike the ball on it.

Inflate it to 16 PSI and shove it up Goodell's ass.

Throw it on the ground and say "maaan I ain't going to part of this system pleeease...." And then walk off the field.

Pull out a pocket knife, pop it, and flip off goodell and all his cronies.

Really he'll do what kontra said.

1. Take needle out of his arm band and deflate the ball.
2. Take pressure gauge out of his helmet and give a thumbs up to the camera.
3. Give camera the finger.
4. Take out deflated dummy doll of Roger Goodell from his cleat.
5. Inflate dummy doll of Roger Goodell using air pump from his knee pad.
6. Give dummy doll of Roger Goodell the following wrestling moves: the People's Elbow, Rock Botton, the Stone Cold Stunner, the Tombstone.
7. Repeat process.

Throw another 59 TDs after that.

Normally I'd say spike it as hard as he can but that could inadvertently lower the PSI and then if it gets measured well, f.uck.

Answer:

Nothing.

Get back to the sideline and start planning the next 60 with Josh.

KontradictioN said:

He'll hand it to the ref, celebrate with his teammates, and walk to the sideline.

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Won't even do that. Chances are whoever catches it will spike it or do some sort of gesture before Brady even gets to them to celebrate.

Deflate it in front 68,000.

shmessy said:

Answer:

Nothing.

Get back to the sideline and start planning the next 60 with Josh.

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You mean the next 68. Gotta end on a good note, Gronk would appreciate it.

Brady has already thrown 4 TDs post-deflategate... against "the best defense ever"

PatsWSB47 said:

Inflate it to 16 PSI and shove it up Goodell's ass.

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Or Troy Vincents's...Kensil's? All three?

The first one he tosses against the Colts, he should run over to their sideline and hand it to them just in case they want to measure again.

He won't, but that would be pretty excellent.

Palm Beach Pats Fan said:

If there is an NFL shield anywhere on the field for the opening night festivities, Gronk-spike the ball on it.

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I'm picturing choreographed fireworks for the spike and Thunderstruck playing in the background.

Let Gronk spike it off a ref's ass. "A Gronking to Remember."