Can't make this stuff up

Is that how he got his degree?

Be a yes man and a brown noser? Thanks Troy, I got that!

If you want to learn how to run a business into the ground, get revenge on someone you dislike years later or to get ahead in the corporate world by lying and stealing - Talk Chalk with Troy

Pretty sure he'll answer every question with "The Patriots have no integrity! How dare they go against someone with such good judgement and integrity as Goodell."

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How soon before he has a power lunch with Congress?

He's hearing the drumbeats...Good PR move by his handlers.

It's still a complete joke. He is an unsavory character.

You know, between ISIS, Goodell, global warming, Deflategate, reverse racism, rampant over-reactive political correctness, Bruce-Caitlyn Jenner winning a courage award and the Jets, mankind's escalating de-evolution has been all but confirmed.

Only three responses to the tweet so far. Guys, you know what to do! Don't forget links to stories on Vincent's wife's brothel. Sorry I'm not near a PC or I'd be on it.

Wish I had the time to drive up there, I'd like to sit in and ask just a couple of questions.

Chalk - the only medium with which Vincent ever learned to communicate. I anticipate his attendees will be perplexed by his toddler-like drawings on the chalkboard.

If I had the money I would be on the next flight down to Dallas. I have some great questions to ask him.

SNL needs to do a running skit on the NFL front office. There is so much material there.

I want to see Goodell swimming in a room full of gold like Scrooge McDuck while played by a mentally handicapped person. There is just so much material for a mentally handicapped Goodell.
I want to see Kraft dressed up as the Gimp from Pulp Fiction.
I want to see Brady's hearing acted out like the witch trial in Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail.
I want to see a fatty carry a bag of balls into a bathroom with mission impossible music and watching him fumble it up. Chris Farley would have been perfect.
I want to see them invite Ron Jeremy on the show to do skits of him running investigations with an Inspector Clouseau theme. You know who that's a reference to.
I want to see Mike Kensil and other minions played by buffoons running flubbed up schemes to frame NFL greats.

There is so much potential comedy there.

...and for your entrance fee you'll be served coffee and donuts. Sad

Jlaff said:

Don't forget links to stories on Vincent's wife's brothel.

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?!?!?

Tunescribe said:

You know, between ISIS, Goodell, global warming, Deflategate, reverse racism, rampant over-reactive political correctness, Bruce-Caitlyn Jenner winning a courage award and the Jets, mankind's escalating de-evolution has been all but confirmed.

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Here's the set of metrics to be watching, in that regard. I don't think these folks are on to Goodell yet.

http://www.stockholmresilience.org/21/research/research-programmes/planetary-boundaries.html

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I wonder how long this has been on his schedule? Doesn't look like the kind of event you plan months in advance.

So, I guess how you read this depends on whether you're a "the glass is half empty" or "the glass is half full" kind of person.

If you're on the "half empty" side of the fence, you think Vincent wants to be doing something in a major NFL media market during the week that his ruling on Brady is upheld by Goodell so he can get a lot of exposure.

If you're on the "half full" side, you think that he wants to be out of New York when Goodell overturns his ruling and exonerates Brady.

Put me down for "half empty" in this case or maybe it was planned a long time ago.

Wonder whose teachin it and hope he takes notes.

As a general rule, the most ethical, integrity-driven people I've ever met never felt the need to talk about how much integrity they had.

The people who grandstand all over the place, telling everyone who will listen that they're all about integrity, class, doing things the right way, etc... those are the people you have to watch out for. They always, always have none.

BradyFTW! said:

As a general rule, the most ethical, integrity-driven people I've ever met never felt the need to talk about how much integrity they had.

The people who grandstand all over the place, telling everyone who will listen that they're all about integrity, class, doing things the right way, etc... those are the people you have to watch out for. They always, always have none.

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Had a boss like that for the last couple years. Thankfully, he just recently moved back to (unsurprisingly) New Jersey.