OT: JPP serious hand injury due to fireworks??

Koma said:

I've been trying to re-work Naughty By Nature's OPP using Pierre-Paul's initials, but I haven't been able to get beyond "What's wrong with JPP? / Where's my pink-ee?"

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Loool I'm taking that as a challenge

101 posts regarding JPP's * .... amazing ... must be July.

lurker1965 said:

According to Ross Tucker, former o-lineman, 90% of line play at the pro-level is hand play. You know, getting leverage and/or preventing the other guy from getting leverage.

That and no score on strip sacks if no one is around.

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Well, he was a jerkoff so he should know about that.

According to current reports, JPP got off light in comparison to another NFL player:

Former Lincolnton High football standout and current Tampa Bay Buccaneers defensive back C.J. Wilson severely injured one of his hands in a Fourth of July fireworks accident on Saturday.
Wilson lost two fingers in the accident, sources close to the family have confirmed to the Lincoln Times-News. He was at home in Lincolnton with family and close friends when the accident occurred.

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http://www.lincolntimesnews.com/2015/07/08/c-j-wilson-injures-hand-in-fireworks-accident/

Joker said:

jeez...scares me to death. I do important "things" with my left hand...every night...for a few minutes...

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The sign of the cross is typically a right handed maneuver...

RayClay said:

Well, he was a jerkoff so he should know about that.

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I don't know if like, agree, or funny is the most appropriate.

JPP denied giants officials the opportunity to see him today. it's pretty clear he wants the giants to revoke the franchise tag so he can be a free agent.

Jackson 2 said:

The sign of the cross is typically a right handed maneuver...

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Flunked my 1st drivers test because I have trouble telling left from right & turned wrong way.

Worse yet on entering a church I dipped my left hand into the holy water and made the sign of the cross. Next thing I knew I was seeing heavenly stars as my mother caught me with a vicious backhand.
Old school.

PatsWickedPissah said:

Flunked my 1st drivers test because I have trouble telling left from right & turned wrong way.

Worse yet on entering a church I dipped my left hand into the holy water and made the sign of the cross. Next thing I knew I was seeing heavenly stars as my mother caught me with a vicious backhand.
Old school.

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LOL, brings back some memories! My mother used to sit between my brother and me. My brother would spend the entire mass with his rosary beads wrapped in his hands, head down, eyes closed. I, on the other hand, would be ogling all the pretty young women as they genuflected in front of us before sliding into their pews. I'd get home and change my clothes and my leg would be decorated with black and blues from my mother pinching me...

Lost his right index finger. Carrer over

MUFC7 said:

Lost his right index finger. Carrer over

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lol no.

the index finger isn't super important for anything short of saying im #1, and poking people in the eyes...

****, his career might actually be over.

Somebody is totally getting fired for that, which I guess makes it even more impressive on Schefter's part.

Sounds really bad, but Schefter's next tweet says that he's expected to play this season.
https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/618920612048818176

Sciz said:

Somebody is totally getting fired for that, which I guess makes it even more impressive on Schefter's part.

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@AaronNagler
There is language in the CBA where players basically waive HIPPA rights.

https://twitter.com/AaronNagler/status/618921578957512708

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 5m5 minutes ago
This was Jason Pierre-Paul’s decision to amputate his finger. This sounds like a Ronnie Lott situation. He’s still in surgery now.

@JordanRaanan
The #Giants were unaware of any fingers of JPP being amputated until reading the @AdamSchefter report. http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2015/07/jason_pierre-paul_has_right_index_finger_amputated.html …

This guy is a f%cking idiot.

JDot said:

@AaronNagler
There is language in the CBA where players basically waive HIPPA rights.

https://twitter.com/AaronNagler/status/618921578957512708

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Only to disclosure by teams. Direct disclosure is still illegal. The language may be broad, I don't know. But what I do know is that the M65 with a distal radius fracture listed above Pierre Paul in the picture that was leaked is not covered under the NFL CBA, so it doesn't matter - that's a HIPAA violation.

Glad I'm not him, nor the Giants.

lurker1965 said:

I don't know if like, agree, or funny is the most appropriate.

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Ha ha. as long as you realize it wasn't a criticism of your post, or even what he said. He's actually a decent commentator, but, in case people don't remember him, or have read him, I'll explain.

Coming from his best year at Buff, he was expected to solidify the line play, or even start some. Instead, he got into one game, not starting.

Fast forward to his writing career, and all of a sudden, he was talking over the offense with his buddy Tom, giving him advice, you know, like backup O linemen from other teams with one partial game in his Patriots career do.

Then, he goes the route of the hack journalists we know so well and starts knocking the team, again,like an insider. So, F him and his mediocre writing talent.

So with Adam Schefter releasing a picture of hospital records is someone going to be in trouble? I mean I would assume hospital should be but does espn have any worries here?