Jets Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

Tunescribe · Jul 2, 2015

Dope fiend! Criminal! Cheater!

“I apologize for letting down my family, teammates, this organization and the fans. However, words aren’t enough. This is something that can only be addressed by how I handle myself from this point on. I don’t want this to take away from what the team is trying to accomplish."

You mean, another forgettable season closer to the Grand 50th Anniversary Jubilee Celebration of a full half-century without a championship?

BTTA · Jul 2, 2015

Tunescribe said:
No, it would not. This thread is a public service to all who are unaware of the vile and disgusting influence that franchise has had on an otherwise ignorant and vulnerable populace. Below are just a few loathsome examples:

OMG Tune. C'Mon, man.

Tunescribe · Jul 2, 2015

betterthanthealternative said:
OMG Tune. C'Mon, man.

OK ... Where are we going?

Clonamery · Jul 2, 2015

betterthanthealternative said:
OMG Tune. C'Mon, man.

Look away and you'll miss the train wreck, unless you're downwind and you can smell it.

BTTA · Jul 2, 2015

Tunescribe said:
OK ... Where are we going?

Well, not here, for sure.

Joker · Jul 2, 2015

Shelcheater Hypocritesterson....pinhead with his two feet superglued in his big mouth.

They should test Geee-no for stupid pills next...oh...wait...no...no, DO NOT check Geee-no for anything...leave him just the way he is.

Tunescribe · Jul 11, 2015

F*ck the f*cking Jets. I mean, seriously. Putrid, festering green scum has greater dignity (illustrated below):

Joker · Jul 12, 2015

yup...biological proof...Jet suckage is a fetid fungus of green putrefaction.

The Gr8est · Jul 12, 2015

Tunescribe said:
F*ck the f*cking Jets. I mean, seriously. Putrid, festering green scum has greater dignity (illustrated below):

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Hard to argue with that.

Joker · Jul 27, 2015

My current life as a Jets fan:

- I celebrate first downs the way other teams celebrate touchdowns

- Last year, the Jets lost to the Patriots by 1 point in one game and 2 points in the other. Those were the happiest moments of the NFL season for me

- I actually said, out loud and completely seriously, “I’m excited they signed Ryan Fitzpatrick this year!!”

- Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Kill me.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-new-york-jets-1720356172

Hot fudge sundaes all around, Pats fans! This page is PURE SUGAR

goheels22002 · Jul 28, 2015

ensoul said:
With Cromartie and Revis they are going to have an incredible secondary. Decker and Marshall very good receivers as well. It's just a shame Jets don't have anybody to throw them the ball.

We'll see about the Jets "incredible secondary." Two corners over 30 with a combined $25 million in guaranteed money in 2015 alone, if both are on the opening day roster, is ridiculous. They have lots of miles on them. The revelation about Revis' microfracture surgery was also ominous. The Pats were lucky they got a full season out of him.

The Jets suck for a reason, usually this sort of move backfires on them.

Tunescribe · Jul 28, 2015

goheels22002 said:
We'll see about the Jets "incredible secondary." Two corners over 30 with a combined $25 million in guaranteed money in 2015 alone,if both are on the opening day roster, is ridiculous. They have lots of miles on them. The revelation about Revis' microfracture surgery was also ominous. The Pats were lucky they got a full season out of him.

The Jets suck for a reason, usually this sort of move backfires on them.

Agreed. I just have a feeling that Revis will backslide a bit this season. He'll be playing a lot more snaps, that's all but guaranteed.

Tunescribe · Jul 30, 2015

Amazing gesture by the green scummers. They just as well could've flown a banner reading: "Hey! We are immature losers with small penises who have won zilch in nearly 50 years and are envious as hell!"

http://itiswhatitis.weei.com/sports...illette-stadium-with-cheaters-look-up-banner/

Clonamery · Jul 30, 2015

When I do a "Cheaters" look up on yourteamcheats.com, the Jets are fairly high up on the list.
Guess they think it's a poll or something and are advertising to be #1.

Bill Lee · Jul 30, 2015

Tunescribe said:
Amazing gesture by the green scummers. They just as well could've flown a banner reading: "Hey! We are immature losers with small penises who have won zilch in nearly 50 years and are envious as hell!"

Figures they'd use an airplane towing a banner: they don't have the balls to stand there with a sign in their hands, they're the kind that writes a check and mails it in.

TommyD4207 · Jul 30, 2015

Bill Lee said:
Figures they'd use an airplane towing a banner: they don't have the balls to stand there with a sign in their hands, they're the kind that writes a check and mails it in.

Just like their front office. And their coaches. And their players.

DaBronxPats14 · Jul 30, 2015

I thought you had to have at least 5 NFL* reg. season wins to 1) qualify as a professional football team 2) have any say in any NFL* discussions ( Madden excluded).

Wordsmyth · Jul 30, 2015

Bill Lee said:
Figures they'd use an airplane towing a banner: they don't have the balls to stand there with a sign in their hands, they're the kind that writes a check and mails it in.

Kind of like how they've mailed it in for 47 years.

Brady_to_Moss · Jul 30, 2015

They are so obsessed with us they spend god knows how much on that...and their organization is in the dumpster

Bill Lee · Jul 31, 2015

Jets loser already suspended for the first four games due to failing the league's substance abuse policy is now facing charges:

Jets' Richardson charged with resisting arrest after high-speed race

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Jets defensive end Sheldon Richardson was charged Thursday with resisting arrest and multiple traffic violations, according to a report in The St. Louis Dispatch. Authorities say all charges were connected to a high-speed race on Highway 40 in Missouri on July 14.

According to St. Charles County Prosecutor Tim Lohmar, Richardson was caught driving as fast as 143 mph in a 2014 Bentley Silver Spur. Lohmar said that Richardson sped up after officers tried to stop him, left the highway, and then went through a traffic light.

Dude had a 12 year old in the car at the time, too. What a f'in loser!

And if that wasn't enough:

https://twitter.com/Dave_Matter/status/626883376281178112

143 MPH, a fully loaded semiautomatic handgun, reeking of weed and a 12 year old in the car, just another day for a Jets player.

Nice shot for the team yearbook:

We read:

Under the league's revised personal conduct policy, Richardson could face further punishment from the league even if he's not convicted in St. Charles County. According to the policy revised in December, "even if your conduct does not result in a criminal conviction, if the league finds that you have engaged in any of the following conduct, you will be subject to discipline."

Prohibited under this policy includes "crimes against law enforcement, such as obstruction, resisting arrest, or harming a police officer or other law enforcement officer ... "conduct that poses a genuine danger to the safety and well-being of another person" ... and "conduct that undermines or puts at risk the integrity of the NFL, NFL clubs, or NFL personnel."

A player arrested or charged with conduct that would violate the aforementioned policy will be offered a formal clinical evaluation, paid for by the league, and appropriate follow-up education, counseling or treatment programs, according to the policy. In the case of a suspected violation of this policy, NFL security will conduct an investigation and cooperate with any ongoing criminal investigation. Depending on the nature of the conduct policy violation and the player's record, discipline may include "a fine, a suspension for a fixed or an indefinite period of time, a requirement of community service, a combination of the three or banishment from the league."

But, this is a Jets player and Roger "gang green" Goodell is the commissioner, so...

Ref: http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/...9-87da-56273b47a289.html#.VbujlvKLOL8.twitter
Ref: http://www.stltoday.com/sports/coll...cle_f48e87d8-fa70-5b00-b20f-2c43ae17f5f3.html

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