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He is going to be one of the fill in hosts for D and C tomorrow if anyone is interested in humiliating the lad on live radio.
 
Radio is not a good medium for Ben Volin. Everything he says is muffled because he's got his head so far up his ass.
That's easily solved by putting a microphone up there.
 
He is going to be one of the fill in hosts for D and C tomorrow if anyone is interested in humiliating the lad on live radio.
What? Clearly the Globe, national outlets like ESPN, NFLN, and local spots like WEEI and SportsHub see things in him that I don't.

He is a complete fraud.
 
He is going to be one of the fill in hosts for D and C tomorrow if anyone is interested in humiliating the lad on live radio.
Yeah, heard that today: Volin and Tanguay. Whoever made that decision has to have been drinking, smoking weed and sniffing airplane glue.
 
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between an idiot who's lying and a liar who's acting like an idiot.

and just a plain idiot.
 
Yeah, heard that today: Volin and Tanguay. Whoever made that decision has to have been drinking, smoking weed and sniffing airplane glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit drinkin'
 
Yeah, heard that today: Volin and Tanguay. Whoever made that decision has to have been drinking, smoking weed and sniffing airplane glue.
Holiday weekend.
 
Well, yeah, but my point was, they probably had no one else to choose from. So no need to be drinking or smoking anything. :)
 
I called the turd up on the radio and told him I had an image of his face placed on an insert that fits the interior of my toilet bowl so I can take a steaming dump on his face every morning.
 
I called the turd up on the radio and told him I had an image of his face placed on an insert that fits the interior of my toilet bowl so I can take a steaming dump on his face every morning.
You're on a roll lately joker. Keep 'em flowing. :D
 
So they had those two idiots filling in for dennis and callahan. Did they get tomasoe as the fill in for minihane?
 
I called the turd up on the radio and told him I had an image of his face placed on an insert that fits the interior of my toilet bowl so I can take a steaming dump on his face every morning.
Holy Mother of Jesus, Joe. You've outdone yourself with this one. Spectacular...
 
he's been a great guy

You are a good man, Ian. Certainly better than I if you can find anything complimentary to say about Volin. My opinion vacillates between thinking he's a worthless moron and he is a dishonest douchewaffle.
 
Hi, all. I got an email asking for my thoughts, on this thread. OK, listen. First, I am a Pats fan. This is my back. Pat and Elvis2.jpg Second, I am a statistician. Let me give some background. I saw a link to the AEI report with the excerpt : "our replication of the report’s analysis finds that it relies on an unorthodox statistical procedure at odds with the methodology the report describes". Since statistical analysis is my job, I decided to check it out, for the hell of it. A major piece of the AEI report (pages 2-3) is showing that they could not replicate Wells' results. When I ran the appropriate analysis, my results matched Wells exactly. So, I got pissed off. If a major component of Tom’s defense is this AEI rebuttal, I want it to be done correctly. That’s the main point. AEI used the wrong statistical method for the dataset, for their replication, and their other analyses. So, I emailed AEI, asking for an explanation. No reply. I forwarded it to Volin, because I saw he had interviewed them, and thought he might put me in touch with them. No reply. Then Volin emailed, wanting to get my story, and that’s when he wrote the article.

Overall, my opinion is that Wells’ conclusions are total B.S. There is no useable data. Here are my thoughts on the analysis I’ve been sending:

The primary result that Wells points out is the main effect of Team. So, the mean pressure drop for Patriots balls (-1.2023) is significantly greater than the mean pressure drop for Colts balls (-0.4688), with a p-value of 0.0042. However, on page 40 of Appendix 1 in the Wells report, they have the following description of the effect of the Ideal Gas Law on Patriots balls:

"For example, using the most likely pressure and temperature values for the Patriots game balls
on the day of the AFC Championship Game (i.e., a starting pressure of 12.5 psig, a starting
temperature of between 67 and 71°F and a final temperature of 48°F prior to the balls being
taken back into the Officials Locker Room), these equations predict that the Patriots balls should
have measured between 11.52 and 11.32 psig at the end of the first half, just before they were
brought back into the Officials Locker Room"

Which is the mean pressure drop of Patriots balls shown by the data. The mean halftime pressure of Pats balls for Gauge A is 11.3; for Gauge B, it's 11.5. So, the Patriots balls had the expected pressure drop, and this was significantly different from that of the Colts balls, most probably due to the fact that the Colts balls were measured when they were back at higher temperature.

The other issue with the analysis results is the Team*Gauge interaction. Looking at the simple effects of Team at each level of gauge: the difference in mean pressure drop between Colts and Patriots balls for gauge A is 1.0159 (p = 0.0005), while the difference in mean pressure drop between Colts and Patriots balls for gauge B is 0.4511 (p = 0.06). The difference in these simple effects is the reason for the significant Team*gauge interaction (p=0.0005). However, there is no reason that the Colts vs Pats differences should differ by gauge. Except that the data for which gauge was used when is incorrect.

So, the gauge variable data is unknown, the data was taken at different temperatures, and the exact pre data is unknown. Among other issues I'm sure I'm missing. So, as I stated, with this flawed, unreliable dataset, I don't think any definite conclusions can be made. I was just verifying results using the correct methodology. Overall, the Wells report was correct analysis of bad data, and the AEI report was incorrect analysis of bad data.

Now, although Wells’ conclusions are B.S. (and obviously this whole thing is complete B.S. and never should have been made an issue), AEI f—ked their statistical analyses.

I know, I probably shouldn’t have brought the issue up, and I’m starting to regret it, but my only original point was that AEI should not have made an issue of Wells analysis method, when theirs was actually wrong. And that if they’re going to back the Pats, get it right. Nothing about conclusions.

Mike DeSarno
Has anyone gotten Michael J DeSarno, Email Address(es)[email protected]
to respond if he has heard back from AEI and to further explain his Email? Is it the debunking of AEI that is being claimed by the haters. I don't read it that way at all but he has lost the direction of the message of his email he foolishly sent to Volin. He was just asking a question, not supporting Exponent.
 
Well, first thanks for taking the time to post.

You're a stats guy and not a writer, and I'm not a stats guy, so...not sure where the lack of clarity comes in, but to me this reads a bit muddled. I dunno.

Not sure what the tattoos do for your credibility, to be honest.
 
Any chance you can call into Felger and Mazz, say you're the guy Volin corresponded with, and tell them they are completely misinterpreting what you were saying? You might be able to get in on their "AT&T expert hotline" thing if you can prove you are for real. That would be pretty sweet.

At least call into Zolak, he'll have you on for sure.
 
So with bad data, it doesn't matter what the analysis is......thanks.
 
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