OH Boy - NFL Looking for New Investigator

Ian · Jun 27, 2015

They're looking for a "Director of Digital Forensic Investigations"

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/614893054487592960

Wordsmyth · Jun 27, 2015

Are they searching for any sign of intelligence emanating from R. Goodell*?

RayClay · Jun 27, 2015

everlong · Jun 27, 2015

I'm sure it will be Mike Kensil or somebody equally as impartial.

RelocatedPatFan · Jun 27, 2015

Is ~~Lee Majors~~ Colt Seavers going to be revisiting his role as "The Fall Guy"?

PatriotsReign · Jun 27, 2015

If Goodell said he's going to re-investigate Deflategate with this new investigator, I'd drive to NY city and punch him in the face! I'm at the point where I'm dying to see Brady's team embarrass the hell of Goodell.

Correction: I'd punch Goodell in the face and then kick him in the nuts when he's down....but whatevah....

VectorPrime · Jun 27, 2015

Uh is this good? I guess this could be good right if the NFL is doing damage control knowing that the Wells Report was botched.

NJPatsfan26 · Jun 27, 2015

Goodell trying to save the face of the NFL* ?

Mr. Plow · Jun 27, 2015

PatriotsReign said:
If Goodell said he's going to re-investigate Deflategate with this new investigator, I'd drive to NY city and punch him in the face! I'm at the point where I'm dying to see Brady's team embarrass the hell of Goodell.

Correction: I'd punch Goodell in the face and then kick him in the nuts when he's down....but whatevah....

You know, this is a league that just THRIVES on scandal. What other pro league in the world would do this?

Seriously, can you imagine for one second the NHL having a permanent electronic investigator? What the hell!

BTTA · Jun 27, 2015

The job description reminds me of another question/concern. Why do NFL players and personnel seem to use the same phone for work and personal communications? Given that the work phones are essentially public access, given how leaky the NFL administration is, why would these organizations choose such a practice?

Wouldn't SOMEONE in Brady's agent's office said to him, "Tom, unless you want your text and email conversations with Giselle to show up in a tabloid, have a different phone for personal communications."

eom · Jun 27, 2015

betterthanthealternative said:
The job description reminds me of another question/concern. Why do NFL players and personnel seem to use the same phone for work and personal communications? Given that the work phones are essentially public access, given how leaky the NFL administration is, why would these organizations choose such a practice?

Wouldn't SOMEONE in Brady's agent's office said to him, "Tom, unless you want your text and email conversations with Giselle to show up in a tabloid, have a different phone for personal communications."

Wat

eom · Jun 27, 2015

Applicant must have 5 yrs experience with the jets

lurker1965 · Jun 27, 2015

PatriotsReign said:
If Goodell said he's going to re-investigate Deflategate with this new investigator, I'd drive to NY city and punch him in the face! I'm at the point where I'm dying to see Brady's team embarrass the hell of Goodell.

Correction: I'd punch Goodell in the face and then kick him in the nuts when he's down....but whatevah....

eom said:
Applicant must have 5 yrs experience with the jets

Unfortunately I can not agree and say it is funny. Oh, and PR, google jury nullification.

anditsgood · Jun 27, 2015

lurker1965 said:
Unfortunately I can not agree and say it is funny. Oh, and PR, google jury nullification.

I liked it for you. now only if someone can rate it funny for me

juny · Jun 27, 2015

If you haven't worked for the jets for at least 10 years, don't bother to apply

Froob · Jun 27, 2015

Eric Mangini?

The Gr8est · Jun 27, 2015

PatriotsReign said:
If Goodell said he's going to re-investigate Deflategate with this new investigator, I'd drive to NY city and punch him in the face! I'm at the point where I'm dying to see Brady's team embarrass the hell of Goodell.

Correction: I'd punch Goodell in the face and then kick him in the nuts when he's down....but whatevah....

Well the only aspect of Deflategate that the NFL* hasn't investigated is league misconduct itself.

And the league wouldn't be hiring anyone to investigate that.

The Gr8est · Jun 27, 2015

VectorPrime said:
Uh is this good? I guess this could be good right if the NFL is doing damage control knowing that the Wells Report was botched.

Maybe the league is looking for someone who can delete emails, texts and hard drives and leave no trace, while also making it look like an accident.

ViperGTS · Jun 27, 2015

Maybe they've seen our petition and they are getting scared. Seriously. Don't understimate the effect that may have.

RobertWeathers · Jun 27, 2015

The Gr8est said:
Maybe the league is looking for someone who can delete emails, texts and hard drives and leave no trace, while also making it look like an accident.

Those people are already on Hillary Clinton's campaign payroll.

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