Online Petitions Thread

https://www.change.org/p/attorney-g...ly-influence-the-super-bowl?just_created=true

This is a petition which has its original basis in a letter written by @Dr Pain. It's been slightly modified to serve as a collective petition. If you are a resident of Massachusetts, I strongly urge you to sign it.

If you aren't a resident, then I welcome you to point out any factual/grammatical error. Or, you can offer some of your own revisions/feedback to the written portions listed on the page.

#PatsNation

EDIT: You don't necessarily have to be a resident of MA. But if you are, your signature especially counts!

Wow, I'm the first one to sign!

Signed.

Didn't the NFL give an explantion for the memo numbers being off. That the person who did it messed up the numbers? Of course this was after the Wells report I believe.

rochrist said:

Wow, I'm the first one to sign!

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congratulations!

rochrist said:

Wow, I'm the first one to sign!

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Did you make it big so King Goodell could read it without spectacles?

ViperGTS said:

Signed.

Didn't the NFL give an explantion for the memo numbers being off. That the person who did it messed up the numbers? Of course this was after the Wells report I believe.

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Here you go good sir,

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...-patriots-bad-information-about-psi-readings/

Wax Frog said:

Did you make it big so King Goodell could read it without spectacles?

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We need some Jets tea..

Chiuba E. Obele said:

congratulations!

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Hmm. How about a Rhonda Rousey-Goodell death cage match?

Someone with twitter needs to sends this to Jerry Thornton. He'll eat it up.

Signed. These petitions never lead to anything, but can't hurt.

ViperGTS said:

Someone with twitter needs to sends this to Jerry Thornton. He'll eat it up.

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lol Good idea! I was thinking we could sign a few dozen people before contacting Jerry Thorton. That way the petition would come across as more credible to him.

Yeah Id wait before mentioning anything to Jerry Thorton or to anyone from Bartsool Sports.

rochrist said:

Hmm. How about a Rhonda Rousey-Goodell death cage match?

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Damn, she's hot

A death match sounds nice, but I prefer a steel cage match between Tom Brady and Roger Goodell...especially if it ends like this:

https://vine.co/v/ebZgdQ3tX3O

VectorPrime said:

Yeah Id wait before mentioning anything to Jerry Thorton or to anyone from Bartsool Sports.

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Yeah, I was thinking the same. Figured get its out on the radar now. This should catch like wildfire if passed to Pats fans. I'd wait till about 1-2k signatures.

Good luck with petition. Darn Missouri Compromise keeps me from signing. Any investigation should definitely include the over inflation of the balls during the October Jets game. Since the Wells report came out, I have believed if anyone powerful and relentless enough started pulling at that thread a whole lot would be unraveled.

rochrist said:

Hmm. How about a Rhonda Rousey-Goodell death cage match?

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Are you rewarding him? She has the skills to snap him in half in seconds (little suffering) but I still cannot see that experience as entirely unenjoyable.

May I suggest something a little more old school, like having him don a suit made of steaks and having him test his skills against a pack of hungry dingos?

Do you guys know any way to get to Massachusetts residents online?

Chiuba E. Obele said:

https://www.change.org/p/attorney-g...ly-influence-the-super-bowl?just_created=true

This is a petition which has its original basis in a letter written by @Dr Pain. It's been slightly modified to serve as a collective petition. If you are a resident of Massachusetts, I strongly urge you to sign it.

If you aren't a resident, then I welcome you to point out any factual/grammatical error. Or, you can offer some of your own revisions/feedback to the written portions listed on the page.

#PatsNation

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I signed it and posted it to Facebook. Hopefully we can get this going. If you sign it and are active on FB, select the FB link.

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That was hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.