Puff Daddy Attacks Sal Alosi

I know this isn't Patriots related, but I thought the group would get some enjoyment from this bizarre news story involving our good friend, Sal Alosi, creator of the Jets Special Teams Sideline Phalanx.

There were reports in college circles today that Puffy attacked a UCLA assistant who was chewing out Puffy's son (yes I am serious). Puffy was arrested. I was very curious to see what kind of "chewing out" was taking place. Like, was it typical coach-speak or was this something a bit over the top?

Well it turns out the UCLA assistant coach who was attacked was the aforementioned Sal Alosi. I think they should release Puffy from jail immediately and give him the key to the city.

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...ested-after-assaulting-coach-with-kettlebell/

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/22/reports-ucla-strength-coach-assaulted-by-diddy/

I don't care what happened, I am on Diddy's side for this one. Screw that jerkoff Asoli and screw the league for accepting the Jets "self investigation". We did a "self investigation" also, and no one gives a damn what we say.

I am very saddened to say that all reports are claiming no one was injured.

Daddy needs to butt out. I'm sorry, but let your son be a man and handle this on his own. I would be embarrassed if I were a college student and my dad (even if he is famous) came to protect me.

XLIX said:

I am very saddened to say that all reports are claiming no one was injured.

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I'm saddened that Combs won't get the death penalty.

I generally take the coach's side in any dispute of this nature, but knowing that it's Alosi? Nah, I'm sure he deserved it. **** that guy.

Maybe I should start training with P Diddy because my trainer says my kettlebell swings suck. He seems to have quite the kettlebell swing on him.

Rob0729 said:

Maybe I should start training with P Diddy because my trainer says my kettlebell swings suck. He seems to have quite the kettlebell swing on him.

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Alosi wasn't injured, so it can't be that good.

BradyFTW! said:

Alosi wasn't injured, so it can't be that good.

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Ironically, I suck at it and I tend to injury someone every time I swing them.... Most of the time I injure myself.

Jim Mora's press conference statement: "What’s that? Ah — Kettlebells? Don’t talk about — kettlebells? You kidding me? Kettlebells?"

Take that, take that, take that.

TommyBrady12 said:

Daddy needs to butt out. I'm sorry, but let your son be a man and handle this on his own. I would be embarrassed if I were a college student and my dad (even if he is famous) came to protect me.

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BradyFTW! said:

I generally take the coach's side in any dispute of this nature, but knowing that it's Alosi? Nah, I'm sure he deserved it. **** that guy.

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Though I agree with both of you I tend to fall in it is just Alosi crowd. F him. If the Pats had pulled what the Jets or Steelers pulled BB, the sts coach would of been suspended guaranteed.aybe even a loss of draft pick. I firmly believe that after all the bs going around in NY

Whitt25 said:

Take that, take that, take that.

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I needed this right now. Good stuff.

Yikes.

It's funny to me how many different names we've called him in this short thread alone...

Whitt25 said:

Take that, take that, take that.

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B.I.G wanted to be there but...

Apparently Combs (I refuse to call him "Puffy") went after Alosi with a kettlebell (a pretty big weight). I didn't think Combs could even lift a kettlebell.

BradyFTW! said:

Alosi wasn't injured, so it can't be that good.

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It's a shame. That would have been the first hit Combs has had in at least a decade.

The Diddy news puts Krafty Kraft in a bit of a predicament. Stay local and support your quarterback....or go west with the "niece" and hang with his new "bestie" and possible future member of the "32."