Jets Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

Anyways ... do not want to start another deflate thread ...

My one wish for the Patriots-Jets game.

They run Gronk at Revis and Gronk tackles himself by leveling Revis ... will be well worth the loss of YAC.

Kind of foolish thinking Gronk will need a play designed for this ... he won't need to be told.

Tunescribe said:

What? I've been crystal clear from the very start -- Jets. You're the one with the tortured soul being a Jets fan.

I know that is how Jets fans envision heaven but that's a worldly view and not what happens. You will begin by spending however many years you've been a Jets fan in purgatory. Depending on your level of repentance, you either will be damned to green hell or allowed into heaven to join all the Patriots fans. It'll be up to you.

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You are more of a Jets fan than I am , (and I'm not)son.. Have fun in hell..

SunshineSammy said:

You are more of a Jets fan than I am , (and I'm not)son.. Have fun in hell..

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I'm the one who STARTED this thread. Look, you have nothing to be ashamed about ... Well, actually, you do.

Quick quiz;

What do these numbers represent?
11-10
10-11
10-14
11-14
10-10
12-12
10-16
10-11
10-10
11-14
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The column of numbers on the left is every double digit winning season for the Jets in their entire history.
The column on the right is the double digit win totals for the Pats in the last 14 years only.

Tunescribe said:

I'm the one who STARTED this thread. Look, you have nothing to be ashamed about ... Well, actually, you do.

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It's an impressive cover.. But you don't fool me.. You are a classic closet case.. As well as a basket case..

SunshineSammy said:

It's an impressive cover.. But you don't fool me.. You are a classic closet case.. As well as a basket case..

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And I rest my case upon reminding you that your idea of heaven is large-breasted women feeding you hotdogs. If that doesn't scream "Jets fan," Antonio Cromartie is celibate.

I like big hooters, iffy on the hot dogs though.

When I die, you will all miss me.

lmao @ some new guy accusing the Tunescribe of being a closet Jet fan

Accuse Joker next.

Tunescribe said:

And I rest my case upon reminding you that your idea of heaven is large-breasted women feeding you hotdogs. If that doesn't scream "Jets fan," Antonio Cromartie is celibate.

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Oh, we are still doing this??

You created this thread by yourself??? Good for you!!!

Yawn!!

1960Pats said:

Quick quiz;

What do these numbers represent?
11-10
10-11
10-14
11-14
10-10
12-12
10-16
10-11
10-10
11-14
Scroll for answer.















The column of numbers on the left is every double digit winning season for the Jets in their entire history.
The column on the right is the double digit win totals for the Pats in the last 14 years only.

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You are short changing the Patriots. In the last 14 years they have had 13 double digit victory seasons.2002 being the lone exception.. You have them for only 10.

RIP#40 said:

You are short changing the Patriots. In the last 14 years they have had 13 double digit victory seasons.2002 being the lone exception.. You have them for only 10.

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I messed it up more than that. I was trying to take the Pats best double-digit winning seasons and match them up with all of the Jersey Jets' double digit win seasons, which happens to be ten. That's right, they only had ten from 1968 to 2010 (11-10-10-11-10-12-10-10-10-11) for 105 wins

Meanwhile, here in Patsville, we're looking at just our last 12 seasons with double digit wins.
(14-14-10-12-16-11-10-14-13-12-12-12) for 150 wins.

No wonder Goody and Kensil are pissed.

IcyPatriot said:

Anyways ... do not want to start another deflate thread ...

My one wish for the Patriots-Jets game.

They run Gronk at Revis and Gronk tackles himself by leveling Revis ... will be well worth the loss of YAC.

Kind of foolish thinking Gronk will need a play designed for this ... he won't need to be told.

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Throw him out of the club!

Gunnails said:

I like big hooters, iffy on the hot dogs though.

When I die, you will all miss me.

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About as much as a train wreck.

Seemingly every Jets fan with an internet connection:

I am 9521 miles and 12 time zones from New Jersey. Still, when I turn in that direction, I swear that I can detect the scent of decay and corruption.

1960Pats said:

Quick quiz;

What do these numbers represent?
11-10
10-11
10-14
11-14
10-10
12-12
10-16
10-11
10-10
11-14
Scroll for answer.















The column of numbers on the left is every double digit winning season for the Jets in their entire history.
The column on the right is the double digit win totals for the Pats in the last 14 years only.

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Man I was way off, I thought those were the winning numbers for the Rats annual "Highest IQ Rats fans couples" contest for the last ten years.

The Gr8est said:

Man I was way off, I thought those were the winning numbers for the Rats annual "Highest IQ Rats fans couples" contest for the last ten years.

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That was a great guess, but the numbers on the right were a little too high. Who would ever believe that there was a Jets fan with an IQ as high as 16?

It really is an incredible statistic though. In over a half century the most wins that the Jests have had has been 12, and they only did it once. That defines the word 'suck.'

In 9 of the last 12 seasons the Pats have won as many or more games as the Jest have in their best season, which occurred once, because the Jest fecking suck and their pond scum fans know it.

I'd also like to point out that the lone 12 win season in Jets history was only possible because of a call so egregiously bad that it brought back instant replay. Testaverde was stopped a good yard plus shy of the goal line and it was ruled a touchdown, which probably ended up costing Dennis Erickson his job with the Seahawks. The Jest made it to the AFC title game that year, which is cause for a damn parade in Jestville but is Tom Brady's birthright.

http://www.nytimes.com/1998/12/07/s...le-calls-iii-officials-smile-on-the-jets.html

"Officials smile on the Jets." Where have I seen that before?? Also, Parcells, God hates the Jest. Get your facts straight. The Jest suck.