Poll: Best nickname for Bob

The Dark Knight.

Right now Patriots fans say he's not the owner that we want, but for all fans he IS the owner that we really need. Like most of you, I'm down on Kraft, and feel like I got punched in the stomach, kicked in the nuts, and stabbed in the back. But once I take a few more weeks to get over this feeling, to me, there is no better owner than the one we have. Bob Kraft and the Patriots are not popular right now, but he will rise above all this, it may take a few years but it will happen. And one day there will be a statue of him.

Bendover Bob and Benedict Kraft are my favorites.

He can have multiple nicknames but I find Benedict Kraft to be most fitting.

Maybe change it to Benedict Bob. Rolls off the tongue easier. Fits because he does own the Patriots and Revolution. And he is a traitor to those causes.

SaCaCh said:

Brokeback Bob. He likes to take it in....

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Perfection, plus plays on the spineless angle.

Ballless Bob

Robert "the Bruce" Kraft

I tend to have a knack for catchy and witty nicknames.

My offering:

Bob 'The F$$king Sellout A55hole' Kraft.

Butt-Boy Bob

Brave Sir Robin. Them what knows, knows.

"When danger reared it's ugly head, he bravely turned around and fled! Brave brave brave brave Sir Robin!"

Bend over Bob

I really think you guys are failing to give Brokeback Bob a fair shake. Come on, he even goes to an owners meeting once a year to take it up you-know-where, just like the movie!!!

Pudgy Putz or Super Schmuck

BOHICA Bob (military slang: Bend Over Here It Comes Again)

Bought bob, bobdell, bobtrayal

PatsFan98117 said:

BOHICA Bob (military slang: Bend Over Here It Comes Again)

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That picture is absolutely epic.

Blame Brady Bob.

Chicken ka-Bob.

Baghdad Bob.... I win

BENEDICT BOB!!


.... How can it be anything else!!!?