OT: Big surprise. Woody Johnson hasn't read the Wells report

The Jets owner said he didn't read Wells report

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https://twitter.com/kguregian/status/600737471068901376

I am not shocked. It has big words and hard math. I thought that his sugar baby wife of his might have read it to him at bed time though.

I actually am surprised by it. I was assuming he masterbated to it on a nightly basis...maybe the pages got too sticky.

I think that many people, including owners and other players, have merely read the conclusions and the media's immediate take on the findings. Honestly, I would not read the entire document either if I were them (well, maybe if I were an owner I would.)

I haven't read it either. Didn't read the Patriots response. Just mostly read about the reactions.
I suppose because like with Woody, it really doesn't concern me. But the response has been quite interesting.

Can he read?

I believe the NFL released an Audiobook version of the Wells report narrated by Stephen Fry for Jets fans/Jets ownership since Jets people have trouble reading.