Dear, Colt Fans (and every other dumb fan base): The official thread of REALITY

You are ****ing pathetic.

I just made the mistake of killing five minutes looking around at a Colts forum. ****ing unbelievable. Five minutes is all I could even take. I'd rather listen to a North Korean tell me about the unicorn their leader rides across the world while setting global fashion trends.

Your team gets DESTROYED every time they play the Patriots, and now you have the ****ing gaul to complain about air in ****ing footballs lol. Hey, IDIOTS, your footballs were under 12.5 PSI, too.
(Yes, we're arguing about air in footballs, because the media is corrupt, and people are stupid, and Indianapolis needs to be coddled pathetically like ****ing children.)

Mind explaining that? Mind explaining where this scandal is? Where is the "deflate" scandal when your footballs were under league regulation, too? Oh, I know, "environmental conditions caused your deflation, but Tom Brady rappelled through an air duct to illegally deflate all the air out of ours.."

Twice you fall into a sure-thing #1 draft pick quarterback and in almost twenty year of having one, you can only barely win one Superbowl, but needed phantom PI calls, `face guarding`, and ****ing Rex Grossman to do it. Hey, keep it up.



Here's the highlights from the ****ing thumping the Patriots gave your sorry franchise in the AFC Championship game (which you only got to because you had the fortune of being able to play Peyton Manning in the playoffs, your last ****-quarterback, who, as you remember almost better than anyone (except us), is ****ing awful).

WOW. JUST LOOK HOW DEFLATED AND FLAT THE FOOTBALL IS. IT'S LIKE TOM BRADY IS PASSING A DEAD ANIMAL. WHAT AN ADVANTAGE. CLEARLY THE REASON WHY YOU WERE ONCE AGAIN EMBARRASSED.

OH, NEVERMIND. YOU'RE JUST STUPID.

45 to 7 and you ******s have the audacity to complain about under-inflated footballs as an excuse, WHILE YOUR FOOTBALLS were under inflated, too. I smile while I type this because of how senile your entire fan base apparently is. It's funny. It's seriously hilarious.

I would love for one of your lurking Indianapolis morons to post here and try your whiny, pathetic ******** somewhere other than your downright ****ing ******ed echo chamber of stupidity.

Don't worry, morons, maybe one day Andrew Luck with make it to the Superbowl after Tom Br4dy and Bill Belichick retire, and maybe, just maybe, Mark Sanchez will be waiting for you on the other side of the field, so you can repeat your glory days (day…) against Rex Grossman. I sort of doubt it, but keep the dream alive.

You are Jet fan tier stupid. Congratulations. In fact, I don't even think Jet fans would believe they lost that game because of air pressure. So congratulations for being DUMBER than these people:

P.S. Peyton Manning is pure ****ing garbage. He won't even be remembered as a top 10 quarterback, never mind the GOAT. I guess in all those previous arguments we used to have about who was better, you were just flat out laughably wrong. Who would have thought? Oh, right, we told you that back then. I guess Patriot fans just know more about football than you do, and you're complete morons .

http://thebiglead.com/2014/09/18/peyton-manning-1996-tennessee-lawsuit-trainer-bare-butt-mooning/





45-7 losers. Cry more about it. You're an even greater embarrassment than your pill-popping heroine addict owner and his ****ty, inferior, C-rate football team.

Kiss the rings, *****es, and expect another nationally-televised TROUNCING in the 2015 season.

Maybe twice IF you're fortunate enough to play Peyton Manning again in Divisional, who, like we've been telling you for a very long time now, is just terrible.



Hate us cuz' you ain't us, idiots. Hate us cuz' you're not even ****ing close.

Pull up a chair and let's talk about it. No, you don't sit at our table.

You sit here:

I have come to realize almost all Colts fans are absolute utter morons. I think they take the cake from jest fans.

That lousy franchise has done nothing to prevent another 250+ rushing yards by Blount & Co.

patsinthesnow said:

That lousy franchise has done nothing to prevent another 250+ rushing yards by Blount & Co.

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They drafted a wide receiver. Gotta compile those stats against the Jaguars to sell tickets since they can't do anything, you know, meaningful.

Doesn't matter, they won their Super Bowl by successfully damning the Patriots and the greatest QB to ever play the game. We are a laughing stock all across the country and within the league itself because of their actions. They figured out a way to beat us, and it was off the field where it matters most of all.

I can't even breath I'm laughing so hard, that last comment/pic killed me lmao!

VectorPrime said:

Doesn't matter, they won their Super Bowl by successfully damning the Patriots and the greatest QB to ever play the game. We are a laughing stock all across the country and within the league itself because of their actions. They figured out a way to beat us, and it was off the field where it matters most of all.

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Just show them this:





'nuff said

classic case of "if you can't beat them call them cheaters"

VectorPrime said:

Doesn't matter, they won their Super Bowl by successfully damning the Patriots and the greatest QB to ever play the game. We are a laughing stock all across the country and within the league itself because of their actions. They figured out a way to beat us, and it was off the field where it matters most of all.

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Yeah, I feel so defeated.
Oh, wait…

Colts fans game day transportation....

Good for you, still doesn't change the fact that Tom ****ing Brady will never have a single retrospective piece written about his career that doesn't question if he was a cheater. And that's terrible.

VectorPrime said:

Doesn't matter, they won their Super Bowl by successfully damning the Patriots and the greatest QB to ever play the game. We are a laughing stock all across the country and within the league itself because of their actions. They figured out a way to beat us, and it was off the field where it matters most of all.

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This post is phucking pathetic and if you believe that then there is no pill that can fix your "stupid".

VectorPrime said:

Good for you, still doesn't change the fact that Tom ****ing Brady will never have a single retrospective piece written about his career that doesn't question if he was a cheater.

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Is that you Felger?

VectorPrime said:

Good for you, still doesn't change the fact that Tom ****ing Brady will never have a single retrospective piece written about his career that doesn't question if he was a cheater.

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Dude, go be an emo little ***** somewhere else other than my feel good because we're ****ing awesome thread.

Brady_to_Moss said:

I have come to realize almost all Colts fans are absolute utter morons. I think they take the cake from jest fans.

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No, that is impossible. Colts fans are dopes, but Jets fans are dopes who genuinely hate themselves.

Some people on this forum are absolutely pathetic and have gone into full blown McCarthyism regarding any perceived difference in opinion about anything.

VectorPrime said:

Doesn't matter, they won their Super Bowl by successfully damning the Patriots and the greatest QB to ever play the game. We are a laughing stock all across the country and within the league itself because of their actions. They figured out a way to beat us, and it was off the field where it matters most of all.

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They made that purchase using the Karma Credit plan . . . buy now, pay forever.

VectorPrime said:

Some people on this forum are absolutely pathetic

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Brady to the Colts on the Playoffs:




"Stay Out Of My Territory."

VectorPrime said:

Good for you, still doesn't change the fact that Tom ****ing Brady will never have a single retrospective piece written about his career that doesn't question if he was a cheater. And that's terrible.

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