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I too was initially skeptical about this "excuse" that the Patriots used to explain away the deflate comments by McNally and JJ. I'm a pretty "stout" guy myself and I don't necessarily use those terms to refer to myself or attempts to lose weight. In fact, if you called me fat outright or told me to go on a diet, you'd prolly have an asswhooping coming, so I'm perfectly acquainted with "euphemisms" for describing us bigger body-type folks. Even in football, O and D line man are often referred to ass big bodies, heavy loads, or any number of other "fat" euphemisms. Even so...... Deflate was a new one to me. I doubt many people round the locker room refered to Vince as Fat-Vinny..... No. it was always "Big Vince".

So instead of just mocking it as BS or whatever like many of the national folks.... I turned to google. I googled "deflate" and "Weight loss"

I found 278,000 results. Many of the early ones referenced the Patriots situations, so I jumped to PAGE 8.

I found quite a large number of "deflate" references as it pertains to weight loss. So many, that it got me thinking that perhaps it's not as far-fetched as it seems. I even found an old NEWSPAPER AD from 1982 that uses the exact term "deflate".

This was a 5-second search of google too. It's not like I had to work very hard to find any of this. However, and I guess this is my point, perhaps instead of just assuming that this is a BS excuse to pile on. When you hear people saying that it is total crap that two (obvious) jokesters, heavily involved in the preparations (e.g. inflating and deflating footballs) would use the term deflation as a fat euphemisms, perhaps suggest that they use google as a tool to enlighten them.

Not saying that this is the explicit reason that the reason these guys were using it, but it's CLEARLY not that unusual as most of us think at first blush.
 
I too was initially skeptical about this "excuse" that the Patriots used to explain away the deflate comments by McNally and JJ. I'm a pretty "stout" guy myself and I don't necessarily use those terms to refer to myself or attempts to lose weight. In fact, if you called me fat outright or told me to go on a diet, you'd prolly have an asswhooping coming, so I'm perfectly acquainted with "euphemisms" for describing us bigger body-type folks. Even in football, O and D line man are often referred to ass big bodies, heavy loads, or any number of other "fat" euphemisms. Even so...... Deflate was a new one to me. I doubt many people round the locker room refered to Vince as Fat-Vinny..... No. it was always "Big Vince".

So instead of just mocking it as BS or whatever like many of the national folks.... I turned to google. I googled "deflate" and "Weight loss"

I found 278,000 results. Many of the early ones referenced the Patriots situations, so I jumped to PAGE 8.

I found quite a large number of "deflate" references as it pertains to weight loss. So many, that it got me thinking that perhaps it's not as far-fetched as it seems. I even found an old NEWSPAPER AD from 1982 that uses the exact term "deflate".

This was a 5-second search of google too. It's not like I had to work very hard to find any of this. However, and I guess this is my point, perhaps instead of just assuming that this is a BS excuse to pile on. When you hear people saying that it is total crap that two (obvious) jokesters, heavily involved in the preparations (e.g. inflating and deflating footballs) would use the term deflation as a fat euphemisms, perhaps suggest that they use google as a tool to enlighten them.

Not saying that this is the explicit reason that the reason these guys were using it, but it's CLEARLY not that unusual as most of us think at first blush.

It makes sense especially in terms of this text: "Deflate and give somebody that jkt". The two possibilities are:
1) Loose weight and give somebody else that jacket
2) Let air out of the football and give somebody else that jacket

Sheesh
 
There's even a website entirely devoted to couple's weight loss called, www.deflatethemate.com!

Here are just five examples of pre-Deflategate references to "deflation" and "weight loss"

Sep 15, 2010

http://www.escapefromobesity.net/2010/09/i-dont-like-my-melting-body.html

I Don't Like My Melting Body

When people lose a lot of weight, everyone gushes. Everyone admires and applauds and expects us to talk about how great we feel and how much happier we are. And that's reasonable. I mean, losing a lot of weight really does improve your quality of life in most cases. [........] But no one likes to hear the negative stuff. When you lose a lot of weight, you're not supposed to complain about it, or talk about the parts you don't like. It's almost like if you say something negative you are ungrateful for the chance you have to be thinner. Hey, I've felt that way before myself. When I weighed 250+ pounds and I'd see people blogging about how much they hated their hip fat at 175 pounds, I'd roll my eyes and think, "I would KILL to have your hip fat! Wanna trade?" But really, how we feel is how we feel. And *not liking* something about the process does not negate the huge relief, gratitude and happiness I have that I have lost this weight.

My body used to be way too large. I hated how I looked and felt. My knees were hurting ALL the time even up until about 10 pounds ago. When I weighed 278 pounds, my skin was tight. When I'd run my hands over my body it felt very curvy and soft yet firm. Every curve had density to it. I felt solid.

Now, my body is more than 90 pounds lighter. The flesh is deflated, and the curves, while still there, are no longer firm with tight skin. People talk about "loose skin" after weight loss, but I am finding it is more like the flesh that is there is really squishy and not at all firm. The skin IS different... not smooth on my thighs by any means. It's like you inflated a large balloon to capacity, left it that way for ten years, and then left half the air out. Can you picture the surface? Kind of wrinkly? Not "loose" but different. It still covers the air in the balloon, but it is not smooth and firm when you run your hands over it anymore.

I don't like my melting body. I don't like the skin being wrinkly in places and the deflated feeling of my fat. I don't like that I can poke with my finger and it goes in two inches because the fat is so loose and mushy. I don't like that when I put on my underwear, which fit perfectly and are not tight at all, they dent into my fat a good inch or more because that fat is so soft and squishy. I don't like that my upper arm fat sways in the breeze if I reach for something, or that I have a patch of wrinkly skin appearing under my jawline. I absolutely do not like the sensation that I am melting, with my flesh dripping down like wax off a hot candle. My body is not the right shape anymore. It feels like someone should take a spatula and scrape up the oozing frosting and get rid of the drips. I do not like it at all.

Oct 4, 2012

http://www.discovergoodnutrition.co...eflate-a-fat-belly-and-eliminate-indigestion/

Quick tips to deflate a fat belly and eliminate indigestion
You know that after-meal bloated feeling? Let’s talk about what can cause a fat belly through indigestion, and what can you do about it.

Ever had this happen to you? You finish eating a meal and all of a sudden – you can practically watch it happen – your belly seems to almost double in size. It’s not that you’ve eaten too much – it’s more like your belly has suddenly been pumped full of air, like a balloon. Your tummy presses against your belt or your waistband, and you grow more and more uncomfortable. Finally, you just have to give in – loosening your belt, unzipping your pants or rearranging the elastic on your underwear – since your increasingly fat-looking belly is becoming more uncomfortable by the minute.

Jun 28, 2013

http://www.fitnessmagazine.com/weight-loss/tips/advice/get-rid-of-belly-bloat/

8 Simple Ways to Get Rid of Belly Bloat

Surprising reasons your belly can balloon, and how to deflate it fast.

Banish the Bloat


Either your jeans shrank or your belly grew, and chances are it's the latter. You're exercising and eating right, so what's up with the bloating? Sometimes the culprit is obvious (hello, Aunt Flo and last night's burrito!), but other times your healthy habits are the cause. Read on for five surprising reasons your belly can balloon — plus advice on how to deflate it fast.

Sep 30, 2014

http://www.intelihealth.com/article/deflate-your-belly-bulge

Deflate Your Belly Bulge

Super-sizing, "cleaning" your kids' plates and sitting at a desk all add up to middle-age spread. Here's how to suck it up for good.

To some, it's a "skinner-tube." To others, a "muffin-top." It's the layer of stomach flab that hangs over pants. This abdominal fat poses serious health risks. Doctors have warned us about this for years, but Americans ignored the warnings. Part of the problem is that many obese people don't recognize they are obese.

Nov 3, 2014

Lose Weight Fast- Deflate the Inflating Weight
BY HEALTH RELATE · NOVEMBER 3, 2014

Scorch up the extra fats prevailing in your body which is leveraging you with a bad body posture. Here are ways to lose weight fast without starving yourself. Even blow away the need of having off shoot impact on your body. Does it sound great? I guess yes. All you need to follow the dynamic weight reducing strategies along with the waiving up for specific high calorie and fat containing foods.
 
I was really disappointed they gave such a weak explanation for the "deflator" comment. More plausible would have been if McNally was responsible in some way for helping to deflate game balls during the week, or ensuring with the referees that balls were deflated on game day down to 12.5.

And that still doesn't explain the "going to espn" comment 8 minutes later.

The rest of it I thought was good.
 
By itself this means extremely little (though excellent research by the OP). But it's a tiny victory. As I said before keep adding up the tiny victories...
 
And that still doesn't explain the "going to espn" comment 8 minutes later.
The way i understand it now is one of them was going to steal shoes from his normal job and give them to the other. The other jokes about taking it to espn. Poor guy just lost two jobs.
 
Until McNally or the other guy come forward and actually tell the world that the "deflate" comment had to do with weight loss and explain the ESPN comment. NO ONE and I mean NO ONE, other than Pats fans will even bother to give the explanation any plausibility. Even if it's true. People would rather believe the worst about you than the good. It's the world we live in today.
 
I was really disappointed they gave such a weak explanation for the "deflator" comment. More plausible would have been if McNally was responsible in some way for helping to deflate game balls during the week, or ensuring with the referees that balls were deflated on game day down to 12.5.
You understand the logic missing from what you wrote, right ?

Most likely it's true. But let's say it isn't, if they were going to make something up they would have made something up better.

I say it's most likely true partly based on my last sentence, it sounds so silly on it's face that this isn't the best lie they could have come up with. But mostly because they were co-workers who inflated and deflated footballs. I have a co-worker who I used work related words in completely non work related conversations in a joking manner so I don't find it at all weird that they would work a word like deflation into what sounds like a strange usage. And the jacket reference too.
 
deflatethemate.com

says it is for couples who are "fat, sick, and out of shape. But we are finally doing something about it".

Is this a support group for people who compulsively take air out of footballs? Are they usually fat, sick, and out of shape? Who knew?
 
It would be really WEIRD to be talking about deflating footballs while texting "Deflate and give somebody that jkt".
 
Matt Chatham @chatham58 · 6h6 hours ago
FWIW, there's a long-standing tradition of offseason weight-loss competitions B2WN #Patriots staff, coaches, etc. This part made sense 2 me

And as someone else pointed out earlier, if part of his job was as stated to deflate footballs out of the box before the ballboys break them in, I can easily see these being the impetus to refer to himself (once mind you) as the Deflator.

Sounds exactly like the kind of thing someone who calls someone else Dorito Dink would say.
 
Facebook, Twitter et al are the worst thing to ever happen to society. It's a platform for cowards. People who don't have the GUTTS to talk **** to someone's face. I'm old school. I believe in face to face confrontations if I have a problem with people. I don't visit any other message boards other than this one. I have a yahoo account and a cell phone. THAT'S IT and that's how it will stay, and I use my cell phone like an actual phone. I really talk to people. Picture that. Like I said, I'm old school. I don't "tweet" or facebook and I never will. I have no interest. My business is my business. Who ever created this social media crap should be put in jail for a crime against humanity. End of rant.
 
I have to admit I was starting to second guess my belief in the validity of "rebuttal" after reading the Deflator part ... after seeing this... Fck you NFL ... Fck YOU
 
I was really disappointed they gave such a weak explanation for the "deflator" comment. More plausible would have been if McNally was responsible in some way for helping to deflate game balls during the week, or ensuring with the referees that balls were deflated on game day down to 12.5.

And that still doesn't explain the "going to espn" comment 8 minutes later.

The rest of it I thought was good.
I agree and that along with the jacket text makes it far more believable. The ESPN comment actually made more sense about him not going to ESPN about his friend sneaking him some shoes.
 
I agree and that along with the jacket text makes it far more believable. The ESPN comment actually made more sense about him not going to ESPN about his friend sneaking him some shoes.

Exactly..... I challenge any of use to go into our phones and looks at some of the stupid shyt we text with our buddies. I actually just did. Any number of things could be taken out of context and implied to mean something neither I nor they intended to. Anyone with an agenda could use my words to "gin up some controversy". That is one of the dangerous things about taking a small snippet of text from one person to the next without a full understanding of the nature of the relationship between the two people. I talk to my wife and friends in a much more silly and dopey way then I do when texting my boss.
 
I was really disappointed they gave such a weak explanation for the "deflator" comment. More plausible would have been if McNally was responsible in some way for helping to deflate game balls during the week, or ensuring with the referees that balls were deflated on game day down to 12.5.

And that still doesn't explain the "going to espn" comment 8 minutes later.

The rest of it I thought was good.

So you assume they are lying and have to make up a more plausible lie to be believed? How about assuming they are telling the truth.
 
I posted this in another thread earlier I heard this whike listening to Holly just after the website went live today:

Can't make this up. I was listening to WEEI using the app and a commercial came on that started "Would you like to deflate your belly fat...." I feel like I just got trolled by the directors of the Truman Show.
 
I think with the context of the "Packers Game" text, it's pretty clear that these two likely used the term "deflate" in context's other then taking air out of the football.
 
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