tom.kordis
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Tom Brady probably knew of 'inappropriate activities,' Deflategate report says
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/06/us/nfl-deflategate-report/index.html
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OK, everyone. Don't freak out.
This is just the half time score. NOT the final.
And we've got a Ringer about to enter the game. This ringer chew up & spit out Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, the Purple People Eaters, the Steel Curtain, the Legion of Boom, etc. as tho they were sour mints. And then she'd pick her teeth with Lawrence Taylor...
And her name is ... Mother Nature.
And she's pissed.
And she's a *****.
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The only appropriate conclusion is that Wells & Goodell are so divorced from reality, so conditioned by their legal backgrounds, that they THINK that they can ignore / countermand / over-rule Mother Nature.
Boy, are they in for a rude awakening.
Again, don't freak out.
Immediately, it will be trivially easy for the Pats organization to do comprehensive, convincing experiments to PROVE that this finding is stupidly wrong.
During the course of the coming year, at every single cold-weather game played, the Pats hire an independent agent and a reporter, they prep up a couple of footballs exactly as they did during this game, and they measure them at half time, PROVING that this report is 100% wrong.
The pressure on the league will continue to rise, not fall.
There is zero doubt about this course of action.
The one and only outcome of this report is that the league & Mr. Wells have demonstrated, beyond doubt, that they are utterly incompetent.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/06/us/nfl-deflategate-report/index.html
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OK, everyone. Don't freak out.
This is just the half time score. NOT the final.
And we've got a Ringer about to enter the game. This ringer chew up & spit out Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, the Purple People Eaters, the Steel Curtain, the Legion of Boom, etc. as tho they were sour mints. And then she'd pick her teeth with Lawrence Taylor...
And her name is ... Mother Nature.
And she's pissed.
And she's a *****.
__
The only appropriate conclusion is that Wells & Goodell are so divorced from reality, so conditioned by their legal backgrounds, that they THINK that they can ignore / countermand / over-rule Mother Nature.
Boy, are they in for a rude awakening.
Again, don't freak out.
Immediately, it will be trivially easy for the Pats organization to do comprehensive, convincing experiments to PROVE that this finding is stupidly wrong.
During the course of the coming year, at every single cold-weather game played, the Pats hire an independent agent and a reporter, they prep up a couple of footballs exactly as they did during this game, and they measure them at half time, PROVING that this report is 100% wrong.
The pressure on the league will continue to rise, not fall.
There is zero doubt about this course of action.
The one and only outcome of this report is that the league & Mr. Wells have demonstrated, beyond doubt, that they are utterly incompetent.
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