Jets Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

Rex has had his detractors, but this time it's none other than Namath

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...h-adds-his-voice-to-the-anti-rex-ryan-chorus/

Can imagine Joe saying: "Rex: put the hex on Buffalo like you did with my Jets?"

The only reason any of our games with the Jest were close was due to Rexy. Now, with Rexy gone? Time to put the seat down on the Bowles!

Patstopia said:

The only reason any of our games with the Jest were close was due to Rexy. Now, with Rexy gone? Time to put the seat down on the Bowles!

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I'm glad not to have worried about this a few months ago.

What if Jim Harbaugh took the Jets job?

He's not that crazy as SF has some of the dysfunction the Jets have, but imagine the rivalry.

And if he could get a QB better than Kapernick.

What do you call 10 Jets fans on the moon? A problem.
What do you call 100 Jets fans on the moon? A problem.
What do you call 1000 Jets fans on the moon? Still a problem.
What do you call all of the Jets fans on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!

RecoveringCowboy said:

What do you call 10 Jets fans on the moon? A problem.
What do you call 100 Jets fans on the moon? A problem.
What do you call 1000 Jets fans on the moon? Still a problem.
What do you call all of the Jets fans on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!

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Wish I said Mars instead of the Moon.
Mars One seriously is wanting to send people on a one-way trip to Mars in about 15 years.
Out of 202,000 willing to leave Earth forever, they are down to 100 finalists, 30 of them Americans AFAIK none are Jets fans.
Assuming too many things to count, Space-X will have the rockets and investors will send 6-8 people at a time on a 9-month journey, exposed to cosmic radiation far greater than on the International Space Station safely in our upper atmosphere. Robotic advance rockets will set up base for them. Then they can raise more billions for their stay with a reality show - Keeping up with the Cardassians?



Problem is MIT says they will suffocate in 68 days. It would probably be easier for the Jets to win a SB.

But let's say against all odds, this actually works. Mars One sends more people and supplies and starts a colony. If they ever get to the point of having an NFL team ( the New New York Jets?), on Mars the balls will probably be inflated to 0.00125 PSI

Bill Lee said:

Have some faith, it's the Jets we are talking about. Even if he arrived in NY as a professional, pretty soon he'll be a toe-sucking, parking lot masturbating, synthetic marijuana smoking loser.

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Plus, the owner will always suck...

Apparently they only draft people who are idiots and aholes:
"The Jets took USC defensive end Leonard Williams at No. 6 overall and he wasted no time getting involved in the Patriots-Jets rivalry. Speaking at the draft in Chicago when asked about facing the Patriots Williams said, “I hope that’s the first sack of my career, on Tom Brady.”"

Does he realize their first game against us is Week 7?

neuronet said:

Apparently they only draft people who are idiots and suck a mean one:
"The Jets took USC defensive end Leonard Williams at No. 6 overall and he wasted no time getting involved in the Patriots-Jets rivalry. Speaking at the draft in Chicago when asked about facing the Patriots Williams said, “I hope that’s the first sack of my career, on Tom Brady.”"

So their first game against us is Week 7.

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Beat me to it!

Jets defense is going to be scary good this year, easily the best in the AFC East and probably top 2 or 3 in all the NFL if not the best.
If the Jets get any quality play from their offense they're going to be very dangerous.

I'll preface this with the question: how can you be a fan then boo your team like this? OK, an occasional thumbs down is one thing, but apparently Jets fans always boo their #1 draft pick. Kind of sounds like an S&M lover.

neuronet said:

Apparently they only draft people who are idiots and aholes:
"The Jets took USC defensive end Leonard Williams at No. 6 overall and he wasted no time getting involved in the Patriots-Jets rivalry. Speaking at the draft in Chicago when asked about facing the Patriots Williams said, “I hope that’s the first sack of my career, on Tom Brady.”"

Does he realize their first game against us is Week 7?

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Too funny. Just like Brown is already talking like a Patriot (or not talking, actually), Williams is already yapping like a Jet.

This seems kind of odd:

"I know that's a big rivalry … (The Jets) have a lot of pictures up of Brady around the complex," Williams told reporters in Chicago, shortly after being chosen sixth overall.

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Seriously? I can't imagine the Patriots have ANY pictures of Jets in their complex.

Well there may be one of a particular fumble.....

Wow. Now they've fired the Player Personnel guy and five scouts? Right after the draft? Must feel great about their draft!

Uncle Rico said:

Too funny. Just like Brown is already talking like a Patriot (or not talking, actually), Williams is already yapping like a Jet.

This seems kind of odd:



Seriously? I can't imagine the Patriots have ANY pictures of Jets in their complex.

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Probably a planning board for Woody's next tampering scheme. "So here's the plan guys, I'm gonna have a press conference and state that I sure would love to sign Tom Brady, and I'm willing to pay much more than what he got from NE... Get my $100,00 check ready..."

don't blame him one bit...he needs to SUCK on his own terms...

RecoveringCowboy said:

I'll preface this with the question: how can you be a fan then boo your team like this? OK, an occasional thumbs down is one thing, but apparently Jets fans always boo their #1 draft pick. Kind of sounds like an S&M lover.

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It's all about well-earned self-loathing for those people. You hate yourself, you hate everything/everyone around you.

Really though, that's some weird sh*t. I can't imagine why they would have such a thing in their complex... It's not like we've got shrines to Marino or Kelly up in Gillette.

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Chiuba E. Obele said:

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Thanks for bumping this thread, Chiuba. It's always good to remember life's priorities amidst times of distraction.

It's that time again - the New York Jets hoist the Off-season Championship Banner, guaranteeing that they will SUCK yet again! Chicken Littles will be pee-ing their pants yet again about how scared they are but true Pats Fans know it's the Jets, and as sure as the sun rises every day the Jets will SUCK!

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