T.F.B.

Mountain_Commando · Feb 5, 2015

I feel that a lot of people don't know enough non-football related facts about TFB.

So this thread is to serve as a purely factual encyclopedia about TFB's achievements off the football field.

I'll start. Some of you might be aware of this, though most history books don't cover it.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had two missed calls from TFB.

RobAllan · Feb 5, 2015

Mountain_Commando said:
I feel that a lot of people don't know enough non-football related facts about TFB.

So this thread is to serve as a purely factual encyclopedia about TFB's achievements off the football field.

I'll start. Some of you might be aware of this, though most history books don't cover it.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had two missed calls from TFB.

Side Fact- he also knew what 4 rings felt like first!

Bobsyouruncle · Feb 5, 2015

Superman wears Tom Brady pajamas to bed.

PatsWickedPissah · Feb 5, 2015

TFB greeted Neil Armstrong as he stepped out on the lunar surface
To be fair I should add that TFB has not been back since Spygate

Clonamery · Feb 5, 2015

TFB rowed George Washington across the Delaware River.

fumbrunner · Feb 5, 2015

TFB can win a game of connect four in three moves

LuRkeR1978 · Feb 5, 2015

Chuck Norris changed his name to TFB

fnordcircle · Feb 5, 2015

Tom Brady played well in the Super Bowl.

shmessy · Feb 5, 2015

Even telemarketers love TFB.

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PATS16N0 · Feb 5, 2015

Tom Brady doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Tom Brady tells GSP which way to go.

Tom Brady doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Mountain_Commando · Feb 5, 2015

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For TFB, each testicle is larger than the other one.

If you have $5 and TFB has $5, TFB has more money than you.

Just for kicks, TFB counted to infinity - twice.

TFB can draw a 2-sided triangle.

Onedaful · Feb 5, 2015

Jesus can walk on water, but TFB can swim on land.

RedSleevesPinkStripes · Feb 5, 2015

God rested on the seventh day, Tom Brady didn't.

FrodoBagginz · Feb 5, 2015

Tom Brady's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Mountain_Commando · Feb 5, 2015

And the kicker...

tfb HAS won something since Spygate.

terabthia2 · Feb 5, 2015

TFB can divide by zero.

Blizzzard · Feb 5, 2015

Dinosaurs aren't extinct...... They're just hiding from TFB

Blizzzard · Feb 5, 2015

Tom Brady has all of the #1 pencils

Before the boogie man goes to sleep, he has his dad check in the closet and under the bed for Tom Brady

Blizzzard · Feb 5, 2015

TFB has all 4 "Back to the Future" movies......... That's right, he has 4

Chevy · Feb 6, 2015

When TFB is in Rome, they do as he does.

Baskin-Robbins has 31 flavors for us, 32 for TFB.

(for the geeks) The CryptoLocker folks paid TFB for the privilege of decrypting his files.

T.F.B.

Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

2nd Team Getting Their First Start

Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

PatsFans.com Supporter

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In the Starting Line-Up

Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

The poster who James White said inspires him.

Phoenix, AZ/Retired

Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

In the Starting Line-Up

In the Starting Line-Up

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Third String But Playing on Special Teams

Third String But Playing on Special Teams

Third String But Playing on Special Teams

Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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