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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.It also significantly decreases cognitive function and memory consolidation. Regular, good sleep is very under-rated. Hopefully it doesn't happen Friday or Saturday night.According to a source at the McGovern Institute for Brain Research at MIT, repeated jarring disruption of REM sleep causes an over production of adrenaline and heightens hormone levels in males ages 25-35. Now, we know two things about Bill Belichick: 1) He's a scientist, and 2) He'll do anything for a small advantage. It's reasonable to ask then, is he pulling these fire alarms in an attempt to create what my source refers to as "a natural steroid"? If so, look for him to be banned for life.
It also significantly decreases cognitive function and memory consolidation. Regular, good sleep is very under-rated. Hopefully it doesn't happen Friday or Saturday night.
Whoever is doing this doesn't have a good strategy. By starting out so early, all they've done is ensure there will be a plan in place for the last few nights leading up to the game.
Before 9:30, you probably shouldPlease tell me I don't need to put [satire] tags around my post.
Before 9:30, you probably should
The nfl has more important things to spend money on like a vigorous investigation into psi of ballsThe Hotel should provide security guards/employees to watch all alarms. I don't care if it will cost them a lot of money.
Haha true. I still think it's the hotel's responsibility to fix the problem, not the NFL's.The nfl has more important things to spend money on like a vigorous investigation into psi of balls
#firealarmgate
oh well, Gronkowski said he slept through the last one. he'll be fine
The haters can't even get pulling the fire alarm right! Hope they don't see these tweets and pick a different building next time.From twitter:
Mark Daniels @MarkDanielsPJ 11m11 minutes ago
The first fire alarm that went off didn't involve any Patriots players. They were in a diff building. I'm hearing the latest is the same
Mike Petraglia @Trags 2m2 minutes ago
Just found out reason the players aren't hearing the fire alarms is because it's in a different part of the complex here.
From twitter:
Mark Daniels @MarkDanielsPJ 11m11 minutes ago
The first fire alarm that went off didn't involve any Patriots players. They were in a diff building. I'm hearing the latest is the same
Mike Petraglia @Trags 2m2 minutes ago
Just found out reason the players aren't hearing the fire alarms is because it's in a different part of the complex here.
I'd love to beat the everloving **** out of whoever is doing that. Hopefully they catch the next guy that does it and he gets prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Innocent people could be seriously injured in the scrum to get out.
It's probably Goodell doing it.